Squirrel Girl vs Everything.

Squirrel Girl fights the entirety of Fiction itself. Can she win?

The fight happens off-panel.

Does she get Tippy Toe as well?

Of course. I'm not heartless enough to separate a cute girl from her adorable squirrel friend.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Squirrel Girl fights the entirety of Fiction itself. Can she win?

The fight happens off panel.

There's your answer. Anyone worth their salt would know that every fight that Doreen has off-panel assures absolute victory.

Forever. Until the stars dim and the earth explodes. That is a fact that will never change throughout the history of the omniverse.

Praise be to our God-Queen!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Of course. I'm not heartless enough to separate a cute girl from her adorable squirrel friend.

Then fiction gets pwned.

Kaldor Draigo soloes

The guy from Rocky 4?

The guy from 40k

That's what I thought. 😂

With her squirrel like reflexes and her trusty nutsack she pwns 40K.

Nope.

Draigo is the personification of Stan Bush songs

It is a fundamental fact that he cannot lose.

Sorry.

Squirrel Girl owns all fiction.

Draigo can go sing himself to sleep.

SG is beyond fist pump soft cock rock!!!!!!

She has a sack full of nuts, and she ain't afraid to use em.

Twilight Sparkle teaches Squirrel Girl about the Magic of Friendship, and she teams up with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash to prank all Fictiion.

Oh yes, there will be lulz.

She doesn't need to be schooled in that art.

I'm all for inevitable team-ups.....SG will get along with the ponies like a house on fire.

May all in their path tremble.

Fan art, do want.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Sorry.

Squirrel Girl owns all fiction.

Draigo can go sing himself to sleep.

Nope.

Draigo is the man all Mary Sues wish to be when they grow up.

He makes it happen.

After Squirrel Girl is done with him, he won't be a man anymore. Don't underestimate her nutty pluck! estahuh

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Fan art, do want.

Sorry I spoiled the event guys. But lets be honest, I think this was the only way they could satisfactorily end the story.

Agreed.

Squirrel Girl becomes Iron Paw and melts Xavier's brain and uppercuts the Phoenix entity into a dormant pocket dimension.

Squirrels rejoice in Central Park as they watch the fireworks in the sky.
Just Like the end of Return of the Jedi.

Originally posted by Nephthys
After Squirrel Girl is done with him, he won't be a man anymore. Don't underestimate her nutty pluck! estahuh

Draigo is more then a man

He is a way of being.

You want to completely ruin your settings fluff and make everyone look like a little girl in comparison?

He makes it happen.

You want to take the premise of Samurai Jack and turn it into complete bullshit?

Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the real, and undo the evil that is Chaos!

He makes it happen.

You want to turn operatic grim darkness into a Dragon Ball Z Superhero story?

He makes it happen.

😆 Guys trying to condone SG losing.