Squirrel Girl vs Everything.

Minato Arisato seduces her and has off-panel sex.

None can resist emo jesus's charms. sneer

Not true. I never could get Maiko to shag me no matter what I tried.

iirc, doesn't she promise to become your wife in the future?

And it happened off-screen, like all of Minato's sex acts.

Yeah, but I don't have till then, I wanna do her noooooow!

List of people Squirrel Girl has owned:

Doctor Doom
Mandarin
Giganto
MODOK
Thanos
Terrax
Bug-Eyed Voice
Bi-Beast
Deadpool
Pluto
Fin Fang Foom
Baron Mordo
Korvac
Ego the Living Planet
Wolverine

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nope.

Draigo is the man all Mary Sues wish to be when they grow up.

He makes it happen.

What heresy. A blasphemer actually believes that the God-Queen would lose. Bombard their planet with an Extremis Inquisitor!

Hmm..

Squirrel Girl vs The Light Warriors.. 😮‍💨

SG regins supreme.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
SG regins supreme.

The key thing about The Light Warriors, is Thief..

Fighter, Black Mage, and Red Mage try fighting her directly, and get annihilated. Thief, he tricks her into signing a contract that makes her his bodyguard, than takes all the credit when she defeats Chaos. And somehow, steals her "win factor" and past victories when they part ways.

8bit glory

She loses when she faces Lord Rand. She gets fisted and falls in love.

I see Mindset's brainwash techniques have corrupted you...Do no worry child. You will soon be dealt with.

Squirrel Girl ties with Juhabach from Bleach.

Blasphemy. You are lucky our lady squirrel girl is merciful. She will forgive this offense.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
I see Mindset's brainwash techniques have corrupted you...Do no worry child. You will soon be dealt with.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Squirrel Girl ties with Juhabach from Bleach.

...Who?

The new Big Bad.

He's only slightly cool.

Why is this still be argued?

The Mary Sue is seduced by emo jesus' god charm and is ravished in off-screen sex, only for emo jesus to hang out with another girl, causing her to go batshit insane.

Like Yukari.

/thread.

Kaldor Draigo.

Fight happens off panel. Squirrel Girl wins.