Epic War between LOTR (movies) vs. True Blood

Started by quanchi1125 pages

Originally posted by marwash22
so many lame ass LoTR wanks.
don't worry I am chopping them down one by one.

Actually, I just post on here for funsies. And FYI, I doubt you have won anything. Ever.

Anyways, your saying that an arrow, snap shot from 15 feet away, is easy to react to?
No. It's not.
Do you know how long it takes wood to burn?
Longer than the time it took Gandalf.

You can go wank your True Blood characters all you want, but when you try and say they can take out Middle Earth? That's just too much wankery.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yeah, I guess you missed the part where Saruman's weak force pushes made him bleed and defeated his old ass. You take one battle in which he died and act like he cannot be harmed. You're like the Link backers ignore the portrayals and fixate on high end feats. The Witch King beat him as did Saruman. The Witch King was defeated by a ranger with a torch too.

Russell rips off a head of a guy a simple force push can rock.

Russell has super strength while Gandalf has some enchantments but he still needed to block the Balrog's attack and fight him. He couldn't just tank attack.

Saruman was a total badass too, again he's also more than his old man appearance betrays. Witch King just broke his staff. You need to pay better attention.

Gandalf was fighting the Balrog with his sword after the fall.

Russell gets taken out by a length of silver or a bit of wood. Not that it matters, as the thread isn't just Gandalf, it's everyone in LoTR; they stomp TB. You're terrible at making threads, bro. So one-sided.

Originally posted by Robtard
Saruman was a total badass too, again he's also more than his old man appearance betrays. Witch King just broke his staff. You need to pay better attention.

Gandalf was fighting the Balrog with his sword after the fall.

Russell gets taken out by a length of silver or a bit of wood. Not that it matters, as the thread isn't just Gandalf, it's everyone in LoTR; they stomp TB. You're terrible at making threads, bro. So one-sided.

saruman was such a badass when wormtongue stabbed his weak ass. Witch king did defeat him.

The balrog killed Gandalf as well due to exhaustion.

Russell was staked by a 1,000 vampire while high off faerie blood while being attacked by a ton of fairies simultaneously.

Russell slaughters all wizards with slaps in a millisecond.

Originally posted by Pwned
Actually, I just post on here for funsies. And FYI, I doubt you have won anything. Ever.

Anyways, your saying that an arrow, snap shot from 15 feet away, is easy to react to?
No. It's not.
Do you know how long it takes wood to burn?
Longer than the time it took Gandalf.

You can go wank your True Blood characters all you want, but when you try and say they can take out Middle Earth? That's just too much wankery.

Gandalf was wrecked by force pushes by saruman. Bullet time is far greater than arrows. You're embarrassing yourself.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Gandalf was wrecked by force pushes by saruman. Bullet time is far greater than arrows. You're embarrassing yourself.
Nice lowballing.

So those force pushes had more force than a several mile fall?

Gandalf also fought for 3 days. Three days of fighting for his life. Yeah, completely worthless.

I am not saying that bullet timing is slower than arrows, I am saying that an arrow being snap shot from 15 feet away is humanly impossible to react to. Yet Gandalf used magic on the arrow. And completely burned it in 2 seconds.

Originally posted by Pwned
Nice lowballing.

So those force pushes had more force than a several mile fall?

Gandalf also fought for 3 days. Three days of fighting for his life. Yeah, completely worthless.

I am not saying that bullet timing is slower than arrows, I am saying that an arrow being snap shot from 15 feet away is humanly impossible to react to. Yet Gandalf used magic on the arrow. And completely burned it in 2 seconds.

no, it's called inconsistency in fiction it happens all the time. Same reason Gandalf didn't solo the cave troll and the entire group had to fight him. Gandalf taxed his magic protections while fighting the balrog and ended up temp dying.

Yes he burned one arrow once but never burned an actual foe. None of this matters since Russell is faster than bullets which make arrows look like slow motion.

Tell me, where does it say anything about magical protections? From the books and movies, he tanked all that. In fact, he almost never uses magic.

Also, I decided to handle this "debate" as you would. So, "Nu uh! Gandalf is a Wizard. He blows Edgington up with magic."

All it took was Gandalf blasting the area with pure white magiks.

Then seeing the vamp punching peeps hearts out then setting him on fire!

Just like he did with Aragorn's sword.

Originally posted by Pwned
Tell me, where does it say anything about magical protections? From the books and movies, he tanked all that. In fact, he almost never uses magic.

Also, I decided to handle this "debate" as you would. So, "Nu uh! Gandalf is a Wizard. He blows Edgington up with magic."

he used magical protections. You can think he didn't but the old fool couldn't tank force pushes.

Russell is too fast. He destroys him with a blitz. Forceful air has defeated him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
he used magical protections. You can think he didn't but the old fool couldn't tank force pushes.

Russell is too fast. He destroys him with a blitz. Forceful air has defeated him.

Where does it say he has magical protections? You claim it, you back it up. Nowhere does it say so. Ever.

Tell me, how does Russell even hurt him? The guy survived a several mile fall. And he was slammed a LOT into stone.

Originally posted by Pwned
Where does it say he has magical protections? You claim it, you back it up. Nowhere does it say so. Ever.

Tell me, how does Russell even hurt him? The guy survived a several mile fall. And he was slammed a LOT into stone.

air has defeated him. Did you not see the movies ?

The cave troll had an entire party on its toes yet you ask how russell hurts a guy who has been defeated by air.

Watch the movies and get back to me.

Air has not defeated him. A wizard clearly acknowledged as his superior defeated his lesser form.

You obviously know nothing of the context the Trilogy takes place in. So, how about you go learn that?

Oh, and just because it won't kill him, doesn't mean he won't feel pain.

Originally posted by quanchi112
saruman was such a badass when wormtongue stabbed his weak ass. Witch king did defeat him.

The balrog killed Gandalf as well due to exhaustion.

Russell was staked by a 1,000 vampire while high off faerie blood while being attacked by a ton of fairies simultaneously.

Russell slaughters all wizards with slaps in a millisecond.

Which is telling as the best TB has was killed via a stab from the back.

Non sequitor, the point was Gandalf has super strength and survived more damage than Russell could ever dream of dishing out.

Russell went out like a punk, the best TB has died like a punk. It's telling.

Nope, he dies. You ****ed up and made a spite thread. Deal.

Originally posted by Pwned
Air has not defeated him. A wizard clearly acknowledged as his superior defeated his lesser form.

You obviously know nothing of the context the Trilogy takes place in. So, how about you go learn that?

Oh, and just because it won't kill him, doesn't mean he won't feel pain.

dude, air defeated him. That's weak. Gusts of wind pierced the old mans old face. The wizards had a battle of air and Gandalf got wrecked.

Russell is faster than bullets so get your arrow crap out of here. You lost now get lost.

Can you provide proof that they were using gusts of wind in their duel?

Why are you still declaring victories when a debate is still clearly ongoing?

Originally posted by Robtard
Which is telling as the best TB has was killed via a stab from the back.

Non sequitor, the point was Gandalf has super strength and survived more damage than Russell could ever dream of dishing out.

Russell went out like a punk, the best TB has died like a punk. It's telling.

Nope, he dies. You ****ed up and made a spite thread. Deal.

yes a stab in the back while fighting off faeries blasts and completely unaware of Eric's presence is far better than losing a fan air battle against another senior citizen.

Gandalf uses magic to combat the balrog and died because of it. He's weak. Russell dominates vampires while Gandalf hits orcs on their heads with a Stick.

Russell died like the biggest threat ever taking on a realm of fairies and a 1000 year old vampire sneak attack.

Russell destroys him.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Can you provide proof that they were using gusts of wind in their duel?

Why are you still declaring victories when a debate is still clearly ongoing?

they were gusts of win. If you don't have any common sense don't assume other people don't. Debates over the vamps are too fast.

You keep saying that, but how do you know? Were you on set during the scene? Do you have a copy of the script where it says "two epic wizards have a duel using gusts of wind"? If so, post a scan.

It's not a matter of common sense. People are still clearly debating for Middle Earth.

Originally posted by quanchi112
dude, air defeated him. That's weak. Gusts of wind pierced the old mans old face. The wizards had a battle of air and Gandalf got wrecked.

Russell is faster than bullets so get your arrow crap out of here. You lost now get lost.

The telekinesis of a superior wizard defeated him. Not gusts of air.

Russell still can't hurt him.

Oh, and the magic that supposedly killed him? Didn't. The fact he fought for 3 days without stopping, and blew up the side of a mountain is what killed him.