Epic War between LOTR (movies) vs. True Blood

Started by quanchi1125 pages

Originally posted by XanatosForever
You keep saying that, but how do you know? Were you on set during the scene? Do you have a copy of the script where it says "two epic wizards have a duel using gusts of wind"? If so, post a scan.

It's not a matter of common sense. People are still clearly debating for Middle Earth.

So you believe it was invisible lava....good for you. I happen to believe it was a force push. That force push raped Gandalf the weak.

People gave up and conceded through pms.

Originally posted by Pwned
The telekinesis of a superior wizard defeated him. Not gusts of air.

Russell still can't hurt him.

Oh, and the magic that supposedly killed him? Didn't. The fact he fought for 3 days without stopping, and blew up the side of a mountain is what killed him.

The same wizard who was killed by Wormtongue or whatever his name was. Pathetic.

Russell would rape all these weaklings in the same room.

Gandalf perished against the Balrog as well and it would constitute as a forum loss.

You haven't proven Gandalf has the speed to keep up with Russell, kid.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you believe it was invisible lava....good for you. I happen to believe it was a force push. That force push raped Gandalf the weak.

People gave up and conceded through pms.

Once again you are putting words into my mouth. This makes the second time. I never said what I thought was going on in the wizard duel, I was asking you to provide proof they were using gusts of wind.

Force push? So suddenly they're Jedi and Middle Earth is, what, in the Outer Rim or something? Where are their lightsabers?

If that is true, then would you be so kind as to have them PM me confirming this fact?

In all honesty it looks like something liken' to a force push. It looks like they're shooting invisible large baseballs at eachother. Unless there is an excerpt in the book stating what it actually is, we have no way to proceed without agreeing on exactly what it's doing.

My issue is quan insisting it's "just air". Even invisible baseballs makes more sense in the dramatic tension and overall ability of what are supposed to be two great magic wielders, even with a lack of emphasis on magic from the setting.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
My issue is quan insisting it's "just air". Even invisible baseballs makes more sense in the dramatic tension and overall ability of what are supposed to be two great magic wielders, even with a lack of emphasis on magic from the setting.

I just found the magic in LOTR (at least the movies) to be a bit underwhelming. Seems like they were extremely effective when going up against the Dark Creatures who all hate sunlight, but pit against a sorcerer in other mediums it doesn't feel quite as powerful. Again, in the movies.

I, however, believe an argument could be made for the fact that since most villains in LOtR are weak to the sun, and Gandalf's light he shined on the flying Nazgul hurt it; and since all of the Vampires are weak against sunlight in True Blood, they could easily be said to be taken out by Gandalf in one fell swoop. 😬

Originally posted by quanchi112
The same wizard who was killed by Wormtongue or whatever his name was. Pathetic.

Russell would rape all these weaklings in the same room.

Gandalf perished against the Balrog as well and it would constitute as a forum loss.

You haven't proven Gandalf has the speed to keep up with Russell, kid.

Via a stab in the back. Right.

How would he rape them?

He perished after three days of fighting non stop, falling miles into a lake, a several hundred, if not thousand, mile stair climb, and using magic that blew up the side of a mountain please, enlighten me on how this is weak at all.

You still haven't proven how Russell can even hurt Gandalf after that. Sure, he stopped a braking car. Big whoop. Gandalf stopped the equivalent of a friggin train wreck when he blocked the Balrog's sword.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Once again you are putting words into my mouth. This makes the second time. I never said what I thought was going on in the wizard duel, I was asking you to provide proof they were using gusts of wind.

Force push? So suddenly they're Jedi and Middle Earth is, what, in the Outer Rim or something? Where are their lightsabers?

If that is true, then would you be so kind as to have them PM me confirming this fact?

Like I said if you believe this was a more powerful attack then we've seen from these wizards be my guest. It was effective is all because they were clean shots on him. The Balrog wasn't ripping clean shots onto him was the problem.

Russell is too fast. Gandalf hasn't shown anywhere near that kind of reaction time and was soundly defeated by clean shots(Saruman's to his person).

Originally posted by Pwned
Via a stab in the back. Right.

How would he rape them?

He perished after three days of fighting non stop, falling miles into a lake, a several hundred, if not thousand, [B]mile stair climb, and using magic that blew up the side of a mountain please, enlighten me on how this is weak at all.

You still haven't proven how Russell can even hurt Gandalf after that. Sure, he stopped a braking car. Big whoop. Gandalf stopped the equivalent of a friggin train wreck when he blocked the Balrog's sword. [/B]

Gandalf failed against the Balrog as they both died. He took days of fighting because he's not that fast nor that powerful. Russell is faster and more powerful than Gandalf. Russell is also flat out stronger than Gandalf who didn't even solo a cave troll.

If a force push which causes slight bruising can hurt Gandalf a guy who can easily slap heads off should do the trick. If you think bruising is more dangerous than head slapping strength you need to phone a friend.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Like I said if you believe this was a more powerful attack then we've seen from these wizards be my guest. It was effective is all because they were clean shots on him. The Balrog wasn't ripping clean shots onto him was the problem.

Russell is too fast. Gandalf hasn't shown anywhere near that kind of reaction time and was soundly defeated by clean shots(Saruman's to his person).

There were a few points where the balrog was clearly dealing damage to Gandalf, most notably during the fall in Moria in the flim. Gandalf was striking the balrog repeatedly with his sword, which proceeded to grab him. It's been some time, so I don't remember if it tried slamming Gandalf against anything, but something that large even grabbing and squeezing Gandalf would exert enormous amounts of pressure, not to mention the potential damage from fire.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
There were a few points where the balrog was clearly dealing damage to Gandalf, most notably during the fall in Moria in the flim. Gandalf was striking the balrog repeatedly with his sword, which proceeded to grab him. It's been some time, so I don't remember if it tried slamming Gandalf against anything, but something that large even grabbing and squeezing Gandalf would exert enormous amounts of pressure, not to mention the potential damage from fire.
Gandalf has protective magics on obviously and they weren't clean shots. When Gandalf was struck clean by Saruman he was beaten into submission by far less force than the Balrog is capable of. The Balrog is also slow and lumbering unlike Russell.

Look at how Gandalf fought in battle against the orces. He was donking them on their heads with his stick. How impressive.

How is being grabbed not a clean shot? The balrog literally had a hold on him, physical contact.

He suddenly has protective magic on during this singular battle as compared to the entirety of the struggle through Moria? If so, then certainly he'd have such protection in this situation, would he not?

So, protected wizard casts sunlight spell to burn vampires to death. Glad to see you finally admit your mistakes, quan.

Who has the ring in this scenario? Is it frodo? Because if all of LOTR is working together couldn't Frodo just stay invisible and then go around stabbing everybody since Sauron would not be a threat? or does Sauron now have the ring again?

When it comes to Gandalf, Sauron, and Saruman, they are completely immortal as I understand it - and now working together on the same side, or did I miss something? Their physical form can be destroyed, but Eru - the Zeus equivalent of Tolkien's mythos - can send them back to Middle Earth if their cause is righteous.

The LOTR trilogy has shown that preserving Middle Earth for its kind is considered a righteous cause for Eru, so all who are Maiar (kind of like demigods) - and all the Tolkien Wizards and Sauron fall into this category - cannot be permanently killed if Middle Earth is the battleground. Or did I miss something?

Let's not forget that both Elrond and Galadriel can help the LOTR-side in this - as can the Balrog since he's on team LOTR now. Btw, it seems a balrog is a type of Maia as well.

Quan, I want proof of:
Gandalf having protective magics on

Where blunt force trauma to the skull doesn't cause the loss of concious thought.

Where it says at all that Russell can do what you say he can.

Originally posted by Pwned
Quan, I want proof of:
Gandalf having protective magics on

Where blunt force trauma to the skull doesn't cause the loss of concious thought.

Where it says at all that Russell can do what you say he can.

He uses magic you can see tk attacks far less powerful hurt Gandalf against Saruman. Common sense.

Russell is too fast for Gandalf he will be dead before he knew Russell was even there.

I don't even know why I am replying to this again, but Smite is updating, so why not.

The point is, Quan, that you have absolutely no proof that Gandalf had protective magic in place during his fight.

He is actually forbidden to use that much magic. He stretched it when he fought the Balrog.

You still haven't proven that Russell can put out enough damage fast enough to take down Gandalf.

Originally posted by Pwned
I don't even know why I am replying to this again, but Smite is updating, so why not.

The point is, Quan, that you have absolutely no proof that Gandalf had protective magic in place during his fight.

He is actually forbidden to use that much magic. He stretched it when he fought the Balrog.

You still haven't proven that Russell can put out enough damage fast enough to take down Gandalf.

It's obvious he used them since Saruman hurt him with tk. You want me to believe the tk is more powerful than the balrog. That's nuts.

Tb side wins due to superior speed to take down the fodder. The witches also can do damage with prep and energy fields.

Or, y'know.....

You can drop it like you should have in the first page when people pointed out why your precious True Blood lost. But, then you wanted to take away anything in LOTR that could pose a threat in your eyes, huh?

Too bad you still haven't proven that Russell can do enough damage to put Gandalf down. A several mile fall into water, while on the chest of a flaming beast, fighting it down, chasing it up a mountain, and then blowing up the side of said mountain to kill said beast, totally means Gandalf can't take a guy who's best strength feat is to stop a braking car.

We have a character who can survive falling kilometers and fighting a creature who shakes the inside of a mountain with footsteps and crumbles the architecture by moving, and said character happens to be able to project sunlight out of his staff for prolonged periods.

Boy I wonder.

Originally posted by NemeBro
We have a character who can survive falling kilometers and fighting a creature who shakes the inside of a mountain with footsteps and crumbles the architecture by moving, and said character happens to be able to project sunlight out of his staff for prolonged periods.

Boy I wonder.

Dwarven architecture no less.