You run the gauntlet — read the opening post

All ya'll doing this over and over until you get 3 abstract+ powers are cheaters. First 3 should be all that count. Anything after that should just be for fun.

Again though, cool thread. 👆

You're just jealous of my Salt.

I'd also be less interested in making the most unbeatable-est combo ever if I were doing it multiple times. There's no fun in it. I'm much more interested in, say, Pheromone Manipulation, Bone Manipulation, and Enhanced Stamina.

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...so in other words, mixing and matching to get funny sh*t, not 3 straight unquantifiably ridiculous powers.

This thread rocks!👆

ok, second go 👆 :

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Adaptation

well at least this time no one can detect my scent.

On my second go:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_Mind
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hittite_Deity_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration

So my mum now knows when I think of porn, underwater. I'm not too clued up about Hittite gods....

Edit: One of the gods has the power of Minotaur physiology.

I shall use this, with my Aquatic Respiration, and call myself Sea-Cow.

Second attempt:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Boomerangmanship
Enhanced Boomerangmanship - Users can display aerodynamic aptitude for the way of the boomerang allowing them to hit multiple enemies without having to aim directly at them, retrieve and activate distant items, and may be able to control its path.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infrared_Vision
Infrared Vision - The user is able to perceive the infrared spectrum, allowing them to see any and all kinds of heat.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holographic_Projection
Holographic Projection - The user can project a holographic copy of oneself or another object/organism. The projected holograms will often only move as directed by the user's mind and can usually be dispersed by the slightest touch, as well as distort and fade if viewed from different angles.

I get my ass whooped at 1.

A few of us got lucky. But there are some really sad "powers" available. I went through a second time and got "mentoring". 😐

and last go:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Perception_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration

^ actually kinda cool this time. Time perception/manipulation would be neat, diplomatic immunity would let me troll this world even more, and aquatic respiration gives me all the power of a fish fillet.

I AM SEA-COW!

Go manipulate some salt.

3rd attempt

Shadow camo
Enhanced smell
Omni immunities

Well at least I can smell what the rock is cooking while nightwing beats me to death

Are you immune to fists?

Originally posted by pym-ftw
...while nightwing beats me to death

😂

I got cartoon physics on my fourth try I don't need anything else

Sephirot empowerment: gain the powers of the ten angel who guard the tree of life

Mystical Plane Lordship: hold power over a mythical domain

Really? 4 trys and I'm a cartoon skyfather

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Are you immune to fists?

So if I somehow I pass 1 I can't even take an asprin.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Slicing
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Senses
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If I'm understanding "Protogenoi Physiology" correctly it's like a whole bag of powers O_O...I suppose if I used the Time Manipulation from Chronos to slow everything to a crawl I could then just hack and slash my way through the gauntlet using Spatial Slicing ..until I hit Odin in Asgard....then I don't know how well my Time Manipulation would really hold up >_>... I think I'd drop out at 10 and use the "Underworld Lordship" power just to hang out with Hades XD

a tournament with this thing could be very cool

Or a battlezone.

A true test of your debating skills. You hit the randomiser once, then enter the BZ - you're allowed a day or so to do some research around your power. So for example, with Sea-Cow's power, I can research Atlantean applications of my awesome breathing ability, and use it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neuronal_Vampirism
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Bite

Oh well. ****.
I'd say that IF I somehow beat Nightwing, then Captain America and Spider-Man won't touch me because of my diplomatic immunity. And then, Hulk will throw me into the sun. The end.