Spiderman vs Thor

Started by Mindset10 pages

Spiderman shoots a web dagger and cuts Thor's dong off.

^ Current Thor has a pussy, read some comics.

You mean is or he actually HAS one?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
^ Current Thor has a pussy, read some comics.
Make me.

Spiderman dies
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Originally posted by SamZED
You mean is or he actually HAS one?

Both, he's a pussy literally and figuratively.

Originally posted by Mindset
Speak for yourself, do you even lift, bro?

Ah, right. Every now and then I need a reminder why I don't like talking to you.

You need a reminder?

Originally posted by Digi
Ah, right. Every now and then I need a reminder why I don't like talking to you.

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Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Probably by killing him or KOing when the bell rings.

How is that?

Bear with me...

Now I'm guessing Masterson Thor is not quite Blake Thor level, and I would imagine that the panel(s) following the last one above shows Masterson Thor neutralizing Spidey. But is it that much of a stretch to see Spider-Man with adamantium-strength webbing getting the better of Blake Thor if this fight was written somewhat like the above? I mean, yeah, Thor would be stronger, but then, strategic superwebbing could keep Blake Thor from striking Mjolnir on the ground.

Basically, Spider-Man could win this the way he wins other fights against far more powerful opponents: by fighting fast and smart (which, I do believe, is generally not Thor's strength).

Overall, I would still likely give the win to Thor, but perhaps after he has Spider-Man's "measure."

Originally posted by Mindship
Bear with me...

Now I'm guessing Masterson Thor is not quite Blake Thor level, and I would imagine that the panel(s) following the last one above shows Masterson Thor neutralizing Spidey. But is it that much of a stretch to see Spider-Man with adamantium-strength webbing getting the better of Blake Thor if this fight was written somewhat like the above? I mean, yeah, Thor would be stronger, but then, strategic superwebbing could keep Blake Thor from striking Mjolnir on the ground.

Basically, Spider-Man could win this the way he wins other fights against far more powerful opponents: by fighting fast and smart (which, I do believe, is generally not Thor's strength).

Overall, I would still likely give the win to Thor, but perhaps after he has Spider-Man's "measure."

So to you there's no hint of PIS/CIS at all in that panel? That's almost as bad Spidey physically overpowering Firelord. Masterson Thor is clearly jobbing. 😕

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
So to you there's no hint of PIS/CIS at all in that panel? That's almost as bad Spidey physically overpowering Firelord. Masterson Thor is clearly jobbing. 😕
If Spider-Man won that fight (and I imagine the next page shows that he clearly does not), I would say, yeah, definitely some PIS/CIS afoot. But offhand, tbh: no it doesn't scream that at me. I see it as Spider-Man doing what he does best until the more powerful guy says enough of this shik.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
So to you there's no hint of PIS/CIS at all in that panel? That's almost as bad Spidey physically overpowering Firelord. Masterson Thor is clearly jobbing. 😕
Nothing about that is PIS/CIS.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
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Hilarious coming from you.

Originally posted by Mindship
If Spider-Man won that fight (and I imagine the next page shows that he clearly does not), I would say, yeah, definitely some PIS/CIS afoot. But offhand, tbh: no it doesn't scream that at me. I see it as Spider-Man doing what he does best until the more powerful guy says enough of this shik.

😮

That's like Batman kicking Clark in the mid-section causing the wind to get knocked out of him. It's just plain'ol PISsy jobbing...
In a forum setting, there is no chance in hell Spidey beats Thor even with webbing as strong as adamantium..

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
That's like Batman kicking Clark in the mid-section causing the wind to get knocked out of him. It's just plain'ol PISsy jobbing...
Didn't he do that to Hulk? Yeah, that made me go wtf, also when he kicked Captain Marvel in 'Public Enemies'.

But no, sorry, I don't see PIS with what Spider-Man was doing to Masterson Thor. "Deranged superball" is a wonderful description of Pete's fighting style; and it's a testament to Masterson Thor's strength that he lasted long enough to think, oh fudge, I better end this.

Originally posted by h1a8
How is that?

Try reading some Thor comics.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Try reading some Thor comics.

I read lots.
I think you need to read some Thor comics if you think Thor can even remotely harm Spidey immediately after the bell rings.

Originally posted by h1a8
I read lots.
I think you need to read some Thor comics if you think Thor can even remotely harm Spidey immediately after the bell rings.

Minus PIS, why couldn't he?

Thor wins