Ozy/Comedian vs Midnighter/Batman

This is pure combat, no weapons but everyone here has their suits.

Pre reboot versions.

Pre-Reboot Midnighter solos. He's casually stopped Speedsters, kicked tank shells, and no sold a kick that sent him miles away. He's also hit people hard enough to explode parts of them.

So he's tons faster, more durable, agile, etc...

And he has a combat computer that lets him win before the fight really starts.

Team 2 20/10

Batman doesn't like comedians or clowns. He wins. sneer

Originally posted by KingD19
Pre-Reboot Midnighter solos. He's casually stopped Speedsters, kicked tank shells, and no sold a kick that sent him miles away. He's also hit people hard enough to explode parts of them.

So he's tons faster, more durable, agile, etc...

And he has a combat computer that lets him win before the fight really starts.

Team 2 20/10

Ozy and the Comedian fight only streets and are imho not on Batmans or Midnighters level. Sure they look good in their "own" World but they lack the enemies to compete featwise with Batman.

Batman would tie these two clowns together and fold them into a pretzel like shape in the time it would take to order a chai latte.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Batman would tie these two clowns together and fold them into a pretzel like shape in the time it would take to order a chai latte.

Ozy defeats Batman before the fight even begins. 😛

Originally posted by Golgo13
Ozy defeats Batman before the fight even begins. 😛

Batman would clean house, while Midnighter is busy beating the shit out of Wolverine someplace else.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Batman would clean house, while Midnighter is busy beating the shit out of Wolverine someplace else.

Wolverine could beat all four of these jokers at the same time with minimal effort.

😎

Will he let them tie him to a chair and relentlessly attack him until they die from exhaustion?

Originally posted by Philosophía
Will he let them tie him to a chair and relentlessly attack him until they die from exhaustion?

If he is feeling lazy, but he could simply pop his claws and one shot all four of them and the do something useful with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day.

Midnighter can take Apollo's mighty thrusts and lunges 🙁

forgot to say that as duke nukem would say...
"he's got balls of steel".... and other bits to withstand Apollo pressure.

As if Apollo is the pitcher. 😆

team 2 wins

Team one gets their asses kicked.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
As if Apollo is the pitcher. 😆

I don't know much about Midnighter but Ozy beats Batman soundly.

Originally posted by h1a8
I don't know much about Midnighter but Ozy beats Batman soundly.

lol

Batman would beat the shit out of Ozy, tbh.