Ozy/Comedian vs Midnighter/Batman

Originally posted by h1a8
Ozy is fast enough to catch bullets and has superhuman strength (at least 3 tons). He easily touches all those clowns on their best day.

Originally posted by KingD19
And on that day, Batman has just caught and jailed every prisoner that was set loose from Gotham, had his back broken by Bane...and has the Flu.

That's a feat on its own, having the flu is no joke!

Ozy wish he could do that, even on his worse day. Ozy will be wishing for too fight Batman, because he sure as gel doesn't want to fight Midnighter, who would just sadistically beat the hell out of him.

Mids might just rape him. And then bring him home to Apollo for "Game Night"

Originally posted by KingD19
Mids might just rape him. And then bring him home to Apollo for "Game Night"

I would commit suicide 😐

Maybe some more stuff will come with the Watchmen spinoffs, but I doubt it, and barring that, Batman could solo everyone in Watchmen short of Manhattan.

So could Nightwing.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Prove he is strong enough to lift 3 tons

He stopped a bullet in less than 1 inch stopping distance.

Since F=ma

Force to stop bullet =mass of bullet x acceleration to stop

acceleration to stop = (Vf^2-Vi^2)/(2d) where d is the stopping distance

Let's say the mass of the bullet is around 0.017kg and it was fired at Vi=300m/s.

Also d= 1 inch=2.54cm or .0254m and Vf=0

So Force to stop = 0.017kg x (300m/s)^2/(2 x 0.0254m)
=28346.5N
=3.19 tons of force

Also he has feats of throwing 250lb man through a highly reinforced glass window.

Now the bullet feat combined with his intelligence PROVES his MA skill.
There is no way he can catch a bullet without being a supreme master of martial arts. He acquired the speed, reflexes, and strength from MA. Plus he has super senses and was aware when and how Rorshach would attack him from behind when he was talking to Nite Owl. He is an excellent counter attacker and utilizes combos well.

Batman couldn't catch a bullet in his dreams.

Originally posted by h1a8
He stopped a bullet in less than 1 inch stopping distance.

Since F=ma

Force to stop bullet =mass of bullet x acceleration to stop

acceleration to stop = (Vf^2-Vi^2)/(2d) where d is the stopping distance

Let's say the mass of the bullet is around 0.017kg and it was fired at Vi=300m/s.

Also d= 1 inch=2.54cm or .0254m and Vf=0

So Force to stop = 0.017kg x (300m/s)^2/(2 x 0.0254m)
=28346.5N
=3.19 tons of force

Also he has feats of throwing 250lb man through a highly reinforced glass window.

Now the bullet feat combined with his intelligence PROVES his MA skill.
There is no way he can catch a bullet without being a supreme master of martial arts. He acquired the speed, reflexes, and strength from MA. Plus he has super senses and was aware when and how Rorshach would attack him from behind when he was talking to Nite Owl. He is an excellent counter attacker and utilizes combos well.

Batman couldn't catch a bullet in his dreams.

Taskmaster has caught a bullet before and he can't even lift 1 ton, try again.

Eww h1s post was pure shit. Oz isnt a supreme martial artist you have no proof of that 😬

Originally posted by Silent Master
Taskmaster has caught a bullet before and he can't even lift 1 ton, try again.

Originally posted by iceman24567
Eww h1s post was pure shit. Oz isnt a supreme martial artist you have no proof of that 😬

In comics we must use the suspension of disbelief. It clearly makes no sense for a mere human to catch a bullet without being a master martial artist. How did they acquire such ability?

How did the Axe gang from Kung Fu Hustle verify that the Beast was indeed a supreme master? Because he caught the bullet.

Originally posted by h1a8
In comics we must use the suspension of disbelief. It clearly makes no sense for a mere human to catch a bullet without being a master martial artist. How did they acquire such ability?

How did the Axe gang from Kung Fu Hustle verify that the Beast was indeed a supreme master? Because he caught the bullet.

Originally posted by iceman24567
I didnt know bullet catching was a prerequisite for being a supreme martial artist 😐. He caught it because he was able to cacluate the trajectory its a good feat but it doesnt make him a master martial artist. He would need feats of at least fighting on par with a legitimate master for us to believe hes at that level. The most we can say about him is hes highly skilled.

P=>Q doesn't mean Q=>P
Bullet catching by human => supreme martial artist.
But supreme martial artist doesn't imply bullet catching.

And false, all the millions who watched Kung Fu Hustle KNEW that after the Beast caught that bullet that he indeed was a supreme martial arts master. This is common sense. Using logic you can't explain how a mere human can acquire the timing, the speed, the strength, the durability in which to catch a bullet without being a supreme fighter. It's impossible to explain under the suspension of disbelief.

Originally posted by h1a8
P=>Q doesn't mean Q=>P
Bullet catching by human => supreme martial artist.
But supreme martial artist doesn't imply bullet catching.

And false, all the millions who watched Kung Fu Hustle KNEW that after the Beast caught that bullet that he indeed was a supreme martial arts master. This is common sense. Using logic you can't explain how a mere human can acquire the timing, the speed, the strength, the durability in which to catch a bullet without being a supreme fighter. It's impossible to explain under the suspension of disbelief.

Originally posted by h1a8
Thus we reach a contradiction and so him catching a bullet is PIS. Thanks!

Just like Ozy catching it, since he doesn't have any 3 ton feats.

Thanks

Midnighter kicked a tank shell out of it's flight path and towards another tank. He must be a super duper martial artist with no equal and a class strength in the double digits...wait. Midnighter isn't really a martial artist.

And they knew the Beast was a master martial artist because of that big evil storm cloud that was solely in existence over the prison, and because his aura was so powerful that Sing saw a river of blood as soon as he got close. It was solidified when he caught the bullet, but they were already scared sh*tless of him.

Spite thread....in more ways than one.

Originally posted by h1a8
He stopped a bullet in less than 1 inch stopping distance.

Since F=ma

Force to stop bullet =mass of bullet x acceleration to stop

acceleration to stop = (Vf^2-Vi^2)/(2d) where d is the stopping distance

Let's say the mass of the bullet is around 0.017kg and it was fired at Vi=300m/s.

Also d= 1 inch=2.54cm or .0254m and Vf=0

So Force to stop = 0.017kg x (300m/s)^2/(2 x 0.0254m)
=28346.5N
=3.19 tons of force

Also he has feats of throwing 250lb man through a highly reinforced glass window.

Now the bullet feat combined with his intelligence PROVES his MA skill.
There is no way he can catch a bullet without being a supreme master of martial arts. He acquired the speed, reflexes, and strength from MA. Plus he has super senses and was aware when and how Rorshach would attack him from behind when he was talking to Nite Owl. He is an excellent counter attacker and utilizes combos well.

Batman couldn't catch a bullet in his dreams.

Where did you get the less than 1 inch stopping distance from?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Where did you get the less than 1 inch stopping distance from?

From the comic showing him stop the bullet. Do you want to see the scan and judge for yourself?

Wolverine ftw

Val Armorr!