Thor vs Hancock

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Thor vs Hancock

Who wins?

Movie versions.

Hancock's a lot faster, and probably stronger as Thor doesn't really have any strength feats without Mjolnir aside from punching Hulk and turning his head.

He's also a lot faster reflex wise(blocked an RPG) and has weather manipulation powers of his own with the tornadoes.

Hancock chucking a whale with ease > pretty much anything Thor did in the movies.

Hancock is a black Superman.

Thor gets raeped.

Hancock destroys Thor, unless Thor can exploit his white woman weakness (WWW) via Natalie Portman.

It's only one white woman, and Natalie ain't it.

Originally posted by KingD19
It's only one white woman, and Natalie ain't it.

Dude, I've seen the movie.

I know. Just pointing out that Chralize Theron >>>>>> Portman

Originally posted by KingD19
I know. Just pointing out that Chralize Theron >>>>>> Portman

Hmmm, I can't agree 100% on that. I'd need to see more "feats"
before I can agree.

Let's just say I don't think she and Smith were solely "fighting" during that sky tumble.

But Natalie could have Kat Dennings and her massive...eyes as reinforcements.

You all are stupid.

Chucking a whale isn't equal to fighting Hulk in h2h, nor does it begin to rival the Jotunheim smash. At least use Hancock's best feat, which is derailing the train from its tracks with a shoulder block. I am not sure how that compares to the Leviathan punch or the Jotunheim smash.

Hancock is certainly the faster flier, but in reaction-time? Blocking the RPG was good, but Thor could deflect the Destroyer lasers which seemed to travel faster (I could get their speed quantified if I felt like it...).

Originally posted by NemeBro
You all are stupid.

Chucking a whale isn't equal to fighting Hulk in h2h, nor does it begin to rival the Jotunheim smash. At least use Hancock's best feat, which is derailing the train from its tracks with a shoulder block. I am not sure how that compares to the Leviathan punch or the Jotunheim smash.

Hancock is certainly the faster flier, but in reaction-time? Blocking the RPG was good, but Thor could deflect the Destroyer lasers which seemed to travel faster (I could get their speed quantified if I felt like it...).

He mainly used his hammer to fight Hulk, and he got one, maybe two actual punches on him. Hancock punching him would hurt just as much, probably more.

And the Jotunheim smash is a feat for Mjolnir, not Thor.

It was how casually he blocked it. He noticed it then just sort of brushed it off and went about his business. He's also fast enough to snatch those robbers out of the bank and not be seen as well as having fast enough reaction times at those speeds to accurately snatch them away.

Hancock would fly through Thor.

Regardless of how fast Thor is, how is he going to hurt Hancock? Is he going to reveal himself to be the same kind of super being as Hancock and fall in love with him?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Regardless of how fast Thor is, how is he going to hurt Hancock? Is he going to reveal himself to be the same kind of super being as Hancock and fall in love with him?

Well, we know Hancock has a thing for blondes...

Originally posted by KingD19
He mainly used his hammer to fight Hulk, and he got one, maybe two actual punches on him. Hancock punching him would hurt just as much, probably more.

And the Jotunheim smash is a feat for Mjolnir, not Thor.

It was how casually he blocked it. He noticed it then just sort of brushed it off and went about his business. He's also fast enough to snatch those robbers out of the bank and not be seen as well as having fast enough reaction times at those speeds to accurately snatch them away.

He also blocked a punch from Hulk using only one arm so it shows he is roughly comparable to Hulk strength wise.

My gut feeling tells me to go with Hancock but I could see Thor making a fight of it.

Originally posted by Newjak
He also blocked a punch from Hulk using only one arm so it shows he is roughly comparable to Hulk strength wise.

My gut feeling tells me to go with Hancock but I could see Thor making a fight of it.

If I remember correctly it took him both arms to block and even then he was still getting overpowered. As the fight went on Thor was getting ragdolled and its clearly shown once the F-22 shows up Thor was being manhandled by that point only getting out once Hulk's attention shifted, so comparing Hulk and Thor in HTH or strength wise isn't that valid. It's Static vs Dynamic

As for the fight I'll give it to Hancock, more durable, faster, and stronger

Hancock = completely invulnerable unless around white girls. He wins this.

btw, pretty sure this thread's been done.

Originally posted by McNasty996
If I remember correctly it took him both arms to block and even then he was still getting overpowered. As the fight went on Thor was getting ragdolled and its clearly shown once the F-22 shows up Thor was being manhandled by that point only getting out once Hulk's attention shifted, so comparing Hulk and Thor in HTH or strength wise isn't that valid. It's Static vs Dynamic

As for the fight I'll give it to Hancock, more durable, faster, and stronger

He blocked it with one arm then he held it in place with two, and Hulk couldn't get his arm back from Thor then hit Thor with the other.

The only time Hulk had the upper hand was in that scene you mentioned right before the F-22 shows up, but no one as fasr as I know is saying Thor is as strong as Hulk but he's comparable.