Which cursed power would you choose?

1. Blackbolt...you can destroy but you can't speak

2. Professor X...you can read and control minds but you're paralyzed from waist down (with no functionality 'down there'😉

3. The Thing...you're super strong and invincible, but you cannot feel and you look like a monster

4. Savage hulk...you turn into a monster when you're angry, but you have no control over 'him'

Xavier.

With your telepathy, you could induce orgasmic thoughts in others and yourself, regardless of physical contact being made.

Is it full powersets? If so Black Bolt, that's a no brainer.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Xavier.

With your telepathy, you could induce orgasmic thoughts in others and yourself, regardless of physical contact being made.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Is it full powersets? If so Black Bolt, that's a no brainer.

being a mute is more difficult than you think

you might accidently say a word and kill a loved one

Originally posted by Starscream M
orgasmic thoughts? you still have no feeling down there though

Doesn't matter.

By manipulating the proper areas of the mind, physical contact really becomes moot. Astral sex and all that shit. With Xavier telepathy, the bliss you'd be able to cause in yourself and others would likely be beyond anything you'd actually experience in real life physically.

Originally posted by Starscream M
orgasmic thoughts? you still have no feeling down there though

What are feelings, but impulses in your mind?

I go with Prof X.

btw, you dont get his cool tech wheelchair, you get a regular one.

and think of normal shit like going to take a dump or a shower is going to be a major chore

Originally posted by Starscream M
yes full powersets

being a mute is more difficult than you think

you might accidently say a word and kill a loved one

It would be frustrating and annoying but overall a small loss in exchange for what Black Bolt can do.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
It would be frustrating and annoying but overall a small loss in exchange for what Black Bolt can do.

even watching sports, you might inadvertently let out a cheer

or unless you isolate yourself

I mean if you sleep, you make even say something and kill your partner

Originally posted by Starscream M
btw, you dont get his cool tech wheelchair, you get a regular one.

and think of normal shit like going to take a dump or a shower is going to be a major chore

It'd suck getting used to, but once you do, it just becomes life.

Originally posted by Starscream M
btw, you dont get his cool tech wheelchair, you get a regular one.

and think of normal shit like going to take a dump or a shower is going to be a major chore

No matter.

i can sit in my old wheelchair, with hot nurses taking care of my every need.

Then body jump into Obama's body, and do whatever I want and feel what he feels. Then at the end of the day, I go 'home'.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What are feelings, but impulses in your mind?

I go with Prof X.

👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
No matter.

i can sit in my old wheelchair, with hot nurses taking care of my every need.

Then body jump into Obama's body, and do whatever I want and feel what he feels. Then at the end of the day, I go 'home'.

👆

If you're morally "flexible", you could just transfer your mind into a brain dead guy ala X-Men 3.

Xavier for sure.

I'd have said Black Bolt, but the fine control he has to not emit sound even while sleeping is something I don't have. After all, him opening his mouth and releasing a "..." carried enough power to disintergrate a skrull. I wouldn't be safe to be around.

Yeah, Xavier does have the body swap option.

And Hulk is also a viable option, because it turns out Banner subconsciously controls him, and eventually learned to control him fully. It's possible you could do the same.

Originally posted by Starscream M
how would you make sure you never speak though?

even watching sports, you might inadvertently let out a cheer

or unless you isolate yourself

I mean if you sleep, you make even say something and kill your partner

Then I'd sleep on the moon, or at the bottom of the ocean, or on another planet. Trivial shit when you have the powers of Black Bolt. Besides, I'm a quiet sleeper.

And, If I really needed to communicate, I'd concentrate and use his telepathic abilities. Or I could just use matter manipulation to write messages in the sky and so on.

I'd body swap into key members of banking personnel, and transfer 1 cent from every account holder with more than a certain amount of money in their bank into an offshore account. Yes, I could live very well indeed, particularly if I have Xavier's control and power level.

That would pay for the care of my frail body, and I could take holidays every so often. Want to be a rap star? I'd try Eminem. Film star? Brad Pitt.

Possibilities are endless. And yes, I could just find a healthy brain dead guy, find out his identity etc, put all my assets in his name....then swap into him. Or just do something as simple as finding out the lottery winner, controlling them to travel to my sickbed and give me their ticket.

BB, who cares if I kill people, I'm phucking BB.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Then I'd sleep on the moon, or at the bottom of the ocean, or on another planet. Trivial shit when you have the powers of Black Bolt. Besides, I'm a quiet sleeper.

And, If I really needed to communicate, I'd concentrate and use his telepathic abilities. Or I could just use matter manipulation to write messages in the sky and so on.

It's really their fault for being so weak, anyway.