Which cursed power would you choose?

Started by Damborgson3 pages

Mindset always operates silently anyway....

It's a toss up between Blackbolt and Professor Xavier. I wouldn't mind being stuck in either of their lives, and their powers are cool enough for me to ignore the downsides.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Mindset always operates silently anyway....
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Originally posted by Starscream M
1. Blackbolt...you can destroy but you can't speak

2. Professor X...you can read and control minds but you're paralyzed from waist down (with no functionality 'down there'😉

3. The Thing...you're super strong and invincible, but you cannot feel and you look like a monster

4. Savage hulk...you turn into a monster when you're angry, but you have no control over 'him'

I'll give you 3 guesses on my pick.

durhulk

b_hulk

g_hulk

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll give you 3 guesses on my pick.

durhulk

b_hulk

g_hulk

The Thing?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
The Thing?
Warned for trolling a mod.

durthing

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Originally posted by Starscream M
orgasmic thoughts? you still have no feeling down there though
orgasm occurs as a mental capacity as does all pleasure. the physical body is irrelevant when I can have sex in your mind/my mind/ whoever the hell else i bring into my psychic orgy.

Originally posted by Uriel005
orgasm occurs as a mental capacity as does all pleasure. the physical body is irrelevant when I can have sex in your mind/my mind/ whoever the hell else i bring into my psychic orgy.

Dirty hippy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Dirty hippy.
count yourself uninvited to the party.

Lol so I take it everybody that chooses xavier will probably end up like the purple man 😛

Pretty much...humanitarians we are, here.

I might do some good, open up a therapy centre of something, then transfer people's suffering into prisoners or something like that.

Originally posted by Starscream M
btw, you dont get his cool tech wheelchair, you get a regular one.

and think of normal shit like going to take a dump or a shower is going to be a major chore

you can make people handle that for you, shit, you could make emma watson do it for you (she still wouldn't let you penetrate, bruce 😉 )

Blackbolt, then become supreme dictator of the world

^ with ease, no government would dare attack you lest you cry out in pain.

Xavier is the only really practical choice, imo.

Prof Xavier, I would pick living in a wheelchair over blowing my house to pieces because I talked in my sleep.

I just find it amusing that Starscream had to quantify that genitals would be non-functional, when the actual Xavier has had romantic relationships.

Originally posted by Starscream M
how would you make sure you never speak though?

even watching sports, you might inadvertently let out a cheer

or unless you isolate yourself

I mean if you sleep, you make even say something and kill your partner

wouldn't being xavier run the same risk though. Without his control u could tear peoples minds apart with ur nightmares.