Give the person below you a choice between two options

Food.

Favorite Kevin Smith film?

Chasing Amy

Favorite superhero weapon

Iron Man's armor.

SQ.

The Billy Club

Would you rather drink a small shot glass of garbage water, or eat shower drain hair from an overly masturbatory overweight man?

Garbage water.

SQ

Garbage water

Would you rather eat ass or swallow a load?

Swallow a load
Would you rather have supermans powers for 1 year or aquamans powers for 5 years?

Aquaman's, tbh.

SQ.

aquaman, going down to depths and not freezing or being crushed would be cool

which would you rather. anan sex from 2 black men or 15 chinese

Like both of them putting it in at the same time?

which would you rather. anal sex from 2 black men or 15 chinese

one after the other

Black guys... Just use lots of spit
Would you rather shoot your foot or have an orgy with the Jamaican bob sledding team?

they don't wash so foot

SQ

Shoot foot

Would you rather master the force and have a lightsaber or be a conduit like cole macgrath

Conduits have greater durability and more versatile abilities so I would rather be a conduit.

Would your rather someone shit on your face for 30 seconds or would you rather sit in a steam room where 30 old men complete an entire bowel movement on your whole body except your face? Assume the poops are equal in consistency: thicker than pudding but thinner than cheesecake.

Also, am I doing this game correctly? You're supposed to come up with two really bad ideas to see which bad idea someone could tolerate more, correct?

You got some weird shit fetish, don't you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You got some weird shit fetish, don't you?

Going to avoid DDM's fecal fetish and answer the one before.

The Force + a lightsabre

Sq

Force for the win

which would you prefer:
marvel universe or DC

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Would you rather
Have sex with Kate upton. But she has been dead for 5 minutes
Of Lindsey Lohan at her worse crack head stage