Katniss Everdeen Vs. Hawkeye

Started by XanatosForever8 pages

Lies. He had to take time to line up the shot. That's effort.

He couldn't hit Loki who caught his arrow, he lost to Black Widow. He was simply defeated by Loki touching him with a staff. Katniss stomps.

Katniss touches him with a stick and he serves her unquestioningly!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Katniss touches him with a stick and he serves her unquestioningly!

lol.. she did no such thing.. lolol

Originally posted by Pwned
Ninjak, I think you are misinterpreting the sarcasm here. 😐

I'm terrible at reading sarcasm in print form. 🙁

Don't know why people bother with it over the net

doesn't translate well.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Don't know why people bother with it over the net

doesn't translate well.

I don't generally find that to be a problem, honestly. I have a really easy time getting sarcasm in text form, not sure why.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I'm terrible at reading sarcasm in print form. 🙁
As am I.

😐

We should start a club......

😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Katniss touches him with a stick and he serves her unquestioningly!

crylaugh0

Hawkeye wouldn't even shoot Thor without orders. This thread doesn't specify he has orders to beat Katniss 😐

She stomps.

This is silly, Hawkeye rapes her hard.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Is Katniss hitting the target better than Hawkeye calculating and hitting a moving target without looking with utter ease?

Also you guys are seriously underestimating Hawk's hit to Loki. You want to talk about dead center? Hawkeye had it intently heading directly for Loki's eye. While Loki was moving. Loki only caught it due to superhuman reflexes, which Katniss doesn't have. Also again, he did it without effort.

When did Hawkeye hit the centre of anything? If he had hit the bulls eye of a moving target, he'd have the win. But I don't remember him shooting any targets in Avengers.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
When did Hawkeye hit the centre of anything? If he had hit the bulls eye of a moving target, he'd have the win. But I don't remember him shooting any targets in Avengers.

hawkeye hardly ever missed.. he was consistently dead on.. katniss missed a few times especially up close

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
When did Hawkeye hit the centre of anything? If he had hit the bulls eye of a moving target, he'd have the win. But I don't remember him shooting any targets in Avengers.
He was bullseyeing moving alien craft without even looking at them.

Those alien crafts didn't have a target on them. Hence: he hit no target. He super failed. Katniss pwns.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Those alien crafts didn't have a target on them. Hence: he hit no target. He super failed. Katniss pwns.
The alien craft were the target. Hawkeye pushes her doodoo in.

Please. When Hawkeye gets touched by a stick he automatically loses. He couldn't even shoot Thor because he liked him in Thor. He would like Katniss way too much.

I seem to remember Katniss missing that one chick from five feet away...........

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
I seem to remember Katniss missing that one chick from five feet away...........
She was transfixed by her underage lesbian powers. Seriously, did you even watch these movies?

You guys are stupid.