Spider-man Vs. Elektra

Started by Mshinu4 pages
Originally posted by SamZED
He's also known for owning 1/2 of the Phoenix Force and walking away from a mountain-shattering explosion after so shut up. 😒

All I am saying is that parker`s resistance to penetration has been kinda weak since all the way back to that.. childhood incident 😗

Originally posted by SamZED
Nothing mythical about it. CIS off Spider-man sh1tstomps your favorite character, the sooner you accept this fact the better. And no amount of patriotic jobber aura would help. CIS on simply means it'll take Spidey whole 10 seconds longer to sh!tstomp'em.

How`s your hemmeroid?

Originally posted by Mshinu
All I am saying is that parker`s resistance to penetration has been kinda weak since all the way back to that.. childhood incident 😗
Nothing compared to what Steve used to do to poor Bucky. Just take a look at his rape face on the third pannel.

And don't get me started on the old canadian perv. Like father like son. 😘

Originally posted by Mshinu

How`s your hemmeroid?
Spoiler:
I evolved into a being with no anus a long time ago.

Where did you get that funny idea that Cap is my "favourite character" anyway? Many enough streets can beat up bugboy, doesn`t neccesary make me like them.

I didn't, just brought him up because he was mentioned in the thread and I dont have any embarrassing pics of Elektra. But if he is your favorite character denying it is the right decision. 😛

Originally posted by SamZED
Spoiler:
I evolved into a being with no anus a long time ago.

So you're shitting through your mouth?

😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
So you're shitting through your mouth?

😛

That... did not bother me until you brought it up...

Considering her ascetic and chemical enhancements, exactly how fast and agile is Elektra now?

chemical enhancements?

Originally posted by Mshinu
Bugboy is also known to pass out after a little scratch like this:

Yea, he also started pounding on Wolverine before he passed out.

All homo.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Seriously? I've just explained it to you? Cap tags Spider-man because he is a far superior and more efficient fighter. He force's Spider-man to fight his fight, and sets up opportunities where Spider-man will be unable to avoid him. He knows how Spider-man fights, he can can predict how Spider-man will react. He'll throw a two punches that Peter will avoid because he knows that based on how Parker moves he'll land the third. Parker's speed and the split second warning he gets from Spider-Sense isn't enough to dance around Cap. Maybe if he stayed on the outside, and only concentrated on avoidance... but once he gets into melee and starts throwing punches of his own, it's not going to be enough.

Cap has speed feats on par with Spider-man. He hits Spider-man because he is fast enough to do so. Anyone who thinks other wise, does so because their knowledge of comic characters doesn't extend past the two sentence blurb on the back of a trading card, or poorly written wiki.

Cap doesn't have speed feats on par with Spidey. That's ridiculous. Spidey has moved faster than a bullet multiple times. Cap can't dodge a bullet when it is an inch away from him. He barely moved his head out of the way when a gun was fired 20ft from him. Spidey is at least 3 times faster than Cap and at least 3 times stronger.

Cap hits Spidey because the writer wanted it to happen, not because Cap can really do it. Cap can't swing faster than a bullet or a laser. Spidey has dodged a bullet an inch away from him. Wtf is Caps fist going to do an inch away from Spidey, hit him?

Spidey will 5 piece Cap and two piece Elektra with ease (without webbing).

Originally posted by -Pr-
You're supposed to use the average.

On average, Spiderman beats Elektra 10/10.

Originally posted by -Pr-
You're supposed to use the average.

This stuff is mostly subjective anyway. There are many types of averages. Fans of a character (like Jake for Thor for instance) use averages that put more weight on higher feats and less weight on lower showings. Jake and some others just does it in a very slick and smooth way.

Quanchi, Carver, Abhi, and nearly most members (comic fans of a certain character) definitely use a skewed weighted average for their favorite character(s).

With that said, Spidey has so many many feats such that using a weighted average still says he can easily beat Elektra or Cap. Spidey's dodge to hit ratio is probably a zillion to one. That's one hell of an average.

Also characters fight at their best as shown before. This either means we use weighted averages that put more weight on higher showings or we only use non PIS high showings only.

Originally posted by h1a8

Quanchi, Carver, Abhi, and nearly most members (comic fans of a certain character) definitely use a skewed weighted average for their favorite character(s).
I don't. 👆

Originally posted by h1a8
This stuff is mostly subjective anyway. There are many types of averages. Fans of a character (like Jake for Thor for instance) use averages that put more weight on higher feats and less weight on lower showings. Jake and some others just does it in a very slick and smooth way.

Quanchi, Carver, Abhi, and nearly most members (comic fans of a certain character) definitely use a skewed weighted average for their favorite character(s).

With that said, Spidey has so many many feats such that using a weighted average still says he can easily beat Elektra or Cap. Spidey's dodge to hit ratio is probably a zillion to one. That's one hell of an average.

Also characters fight at their best as shown before. This either means we use weighted averages that put more weight on higher showings or we only use non PIS high showings only.

You use the most average average.

No, it doesn't mean that. Full capacity doesnt mean Superman flies up and sundips or punches people's heads off. It means he doesn't fall foul of selective stupidness.

Like I said, you use the average average.

What about the median average?

Originally posted by Mindset
What about the median average?

sneer

Don't you be using no fancy words!

Originally posted by -Pr-
You use the most average average.

No, it doesn't mean that. Full capacity doesnt mean Superman flies up and sundips or punches people's heads off. It means he doesn't fall foul of selective stupidness.

Like I said, you use the average average.

What is average average? Elucidate!

The rule clearly says a character fights at their best ability "AS SHOWN BEFORE". Average average or whatever that means would contradict that.

Superman was never SHOWN to sundip and start punching people's heads off.
Thus he is not going to do that here.
We definitely shouldn't use stuff that is out of character, and isn't within reason of a character's history (nothing of the sort was ever shown).

Originally posted by h1a8
Cap doesn't have speed feats on par with Spidey. That's ridiculous. Spidey has moved faster than a bullet multiple times. Cap can't dodge a bullet when it is an inch away from him. He barely moved his head out of the way when a gun was fired 20ft from him. Spidey is at least 3 times faster than Cap and at least 3 times stronger.

Cap hits Spidey because the writer wanted it to happen, not because Cap can really do it. Cap can't swing faster than a bullet or a laser. Spidey has dodged a bullet an inch away from him. Wtf is Caps fist going to do an inch away from Spidey, hit him?

Spidey will 5 piece Cap and two piece Elektra with ease (without webbing).

You're retarded.

Originally posted by h1a8
What is average average? Elucidate!

The rule clearly says a character fights at their best ability [b]"AS SHOWN BEFORE". Average average or whatever that means would contradict that.

Superman was never SHOWN to sundip and start punching people's heads off.
Thus he is not going to do that here.
We definitely shouldn't use stuff that is out of character, and isn't within reason of a character's history (nothing of the sort was ever shown). [/B]

middle of the road. not high showings. showings that don't make the character look retarded.

i was using them as separate examples. superman, even though he can, won't fly up in to the sky and sundip in an average comic.