Thor vs Wolverine & Deadpool

*Not the herald and amped DP, just the standard one.

1.Melee Fight. Thor has hammer but no exotic powers to be used.DP uses swords & Wolvie uses claws

2.H2H. Thor cant use hammer ,DP can use his swords and standard weopons. Wolvie uses claws.

3.H2H. Thor cant use hammer,DP no swords, Wolvie uses claws

Who wins in each of the above how nd why?

Seriously?

Just like the other dozen or so thread that fallow this basic structure, Wolverine wins. Nerfed Thor can't beat Wolverine a pure melee confrontation. He is up against a faster, more skilled opponent with better damage soak and a weapon that can one shot him. Wolverine beats any and all melee oriented bricks that lack super speed, true invulnerability, or a healing factor.

This is spite against Wolverine/Deadpool.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Just like the other dozen or so thread that fallow this basic structure, Wolverine wins. Nerfed Thor can't beat Wolverine a pure melee confrontation. He is up against a faster, more skilled opponent with better damage soak and a weapon that can one shot him. Wolverine beats any and all melee oriented bricks that lack super speed, true invulnerability, or a healing factor.

Naw, I say thee nay

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Naw, I say thee nay

And you're wrong... but what else is new?

It is cute that you try to contribute though. 😎

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Just like the other dozen or so thread that fallow this basic structure, Wolverine wins. Nerfed Thor can't beat Wolverine a pure melee confrontation. He is up against a faster, more skilled opponent with better damage soak and a weapon that can one shot him. Wolverine beats any and all melee oriented bricks that lack super speed, true invulnerability, or a healing factor.

Originally posted by Mindset
What if Galactus fought him like a brick and didn't heal himself?

Is he still Galactus size? 😕

Wolverine loses 10/10

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wolverine loses 10/10

Deadpool solos then?

😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Deadpool solos then?

😛

Deadpool was dq'd becasue he was too busy laughing at how badly Wolverine got owned

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wolverine loses 10/10

facepalm

Wolverine wins 10/10 in the this scenario. It's about as much of a fight as Wolverine v Thing.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Is he still Galactus size? 😕

Originally posted by Mindset
Maybe.

Then the answer is also maybe.

Wolverine could maybe beat Galactus if he was the same size in h2h...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
facepalm

Wolverine wins 10/10 in the this scenario. It's about as much of a fight as Wolverine v Thing.

LOL!!!

Thor rapes.

This s*** again.

Assuming Wolverine can do enough damage to eventually put down Thor (Without getting knocked the f*ck out), why would Thor let Wolverine get close enough to do any damage?

This fight is essentially Wolverine v Namor... only if Namor was slower, lacked the ability to heal wounds in water, and couldn't fly. Thor can't beat Wolverine in a melee fight. That should be clear to anyone who isn't a mouth breathing mongoloid.

Jake's the only functioning human being who believes Thor wins... the rest are CHUDs using the wi-fi below a starbucks. It breaks my hear you want to be lumped in with silent master and Sin, Jake. If you need help getting yourself right, let me know.