Thor vs Wolverine & Deadpool

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You lyin dog, you lyin.
Okay, that's a bit better. But I'm still not whelmed. grumpy

I'm underwhelmed.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Yeah... nothing exotic about flight. dur

Flight is hardly exotic.

Bada is not whelmed Mindset is underwhelmed why can't anyone just be whelmed 😛

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
This fight is essentially Wolverine v Namor... only if Namor was slower, lacked the ability to heal wounds in water, and couldn't fly. Thor can't beat Wolverine in a melee fight. That should be clear to anyone who isn't a mouth breathing mongoloid.

Jake's the only functioning human being who believes Thor wins... the rest are CHUDs using the wi-fi below a starbucks. It breaks my hear you want to be lumped in with silent master and Sin, Jake. If you need help getting yourself right, let me know.

I like how you threw in the slower bit, when I'd be willing to say throughout Thor's history if we were to make a list of best speed feats for each one Thor would come out looking better.

You also forgot to mention Thor is stronger than both Namor and Thing, more durable than both and more skilled of a fighter.

As for the fight

Thor wins with his hammer handily, even without taking flight into account, Thor can spin his hammer fast to create a massive hurricane like vortex to send them both flying into the stratosphere.

The other two are a bit more interesting and will make Thor work for it.

Depending on DP's swords and what type of Thor we are talking about Thor could lose the second match if it's just brick Thor.

If we are talking about Thor written with godly speed and reflexes and thousands of years of combat experience and actually fights smart he will win the the rest as well.

Originally posted by Silent Master
This is spite against Wolverine/Deadpool.

Thor sends Wolvie into the air with a ground slam. Then as Logan falls towards earth, Thor hits him again hard enough to send him into space, ricochet off the moon and bounce back to land in Farmer Joe`s barn in Georgia. Yup, the other Georgia.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
This fight is essentially Wolverine v Namor... only if Namor was slower, lacked the ability to heal wounds in water, and couldn't fly. Thor can't beat Wolverine in a melee fight. That should be clear to anyone who isn't a mouth breathing mongoloid.

Jake's the only functioning human being who believes Thor wins... the rest are CHUDs using the wi-fi below a starbucks. It breaks my hear you want to be lumped in with silent master and Sin, Jake. If you need help getting yourself right, let me know.

Lol trolling as usual srank. This whole post reeks of failure

Originally posted by Silent Master
It could be worse, he could be lumped with Wolverine fanboys that actually think Logan has a chance of winning.

👆

Seriously you have to be literally insane to think these guys have any chance to win this whatsoever.

Originally posted by Newjak
Bada is not whelmed Mindset is underwhelmed why can't anyone just be whelmed 😛

I like how you threw in the slower bit, when I'd be willing to say throughout Thor's history if we were to make a list of best speed feats for each one Thor would come out looking better.

You also forgot to mention Thor is stronger than both Namor and Thing, more durable than both and more skilled of a fighter.

As for the fight

Thor wins with his hammer handily, even without taking flight into account, Thor can spin his hammer fast to create a massive hurricane like vortex to send them both flying into the stratosphere.

The other two are a bit more interesting and will make Thor work for it.

Depending on DP's swords and what type of Thor we are talking about Thor could lose the second match if it's just brick Thor.

If we are talking about Thor written with godly speed and reflexes and thousands of years of combat experience and actually fights smart he will win the the rest as well.

You'd be wrong. That is been done no less than three times and the result is the always the same. Some sad sack Thorbag ends up trying to equate flight speed and hammer twirling with combat speed / reflexes. Wolverine's faster than Thor. He has better speed feats than Thor. Thor can fly faster, and his hammer can move at FTL... but Thor can't fight at those speeds. EVERY. PEAK. HUMAN. STREET. HAS. BETTER. SPEED. FEATS. THAN. THOR. I know people really don't like that, because it the implications it holds for Thor v Superman... but it's just the reality of the situation.

The difference in strength between Thor and Namor / Thing in regards to them fighting Wolverine is irrelevant. Logan has around human level durability... the max damage his body could take was capped long before something in the range of Namor or Thing comes a long. At that level it's largely semantics, the difference between dropping a 10 megaton bomb on an ant, or dropping a 20 megaton bomb.

Thing has better piercing resistance than Thor, and Namor has a better healing factor. And more skilled? In the words the Champion, Thor lacks the speed or finesse for the ring. Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew, the he Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Thing, is quite skilled. The benefit of developing his combat skills in the military prior to his powers, instead of always being strong enough to rage doll his enemies. 😉

You don't think Hurricane creation classifies as an exotic power? Even if that's an option, it's one that Thor is incredibly unlikely to use. In character he'll run in and slug it out... because he's a bruiser. Wolverine could ninja vanish and critical backstab Thor from behind for an instant win, and Deadpool could tell his joke that's so funny anyone who hears it dies... but it's unlikely to happen in character.

Has Namor ever been hurt by bullets?

Originally posted by Newjak
I like how you threw in the slower bit, when I'd be willing to say throughout Thor's history if we were to make a list of best speed feats for each one Thor would come out looking better.

You also forgot to mention Thor is stronger than both Namor and Thing, more durable than both and more skilled of a fighter.

As for the fight

Thor wins with his hammer handily, even without taking flight into account, Thor can spin his hammer fast to create a massive hurricane like vortex to send them both flying into the stratosphere.

The other two are a bit more interesting and will make Thor work for it.

Depending on DP's swords and what type of Thor we are talking about Thor could lose the second match if it's just brick Thor.

If we are talking about Thor written with godly speed and reflexes and thousands of years of combat experience and actually fights smart he will win the the rest as well.

I agree, Thor wins.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You'd be wrong. That is been done no less than three times and the result is the always the same. Some sad sack Thorbag ends up trying to equate flight speed and hammer twirling with combat speed / reflexes. Wolverine's faster than Thor. He has better speed feats than Thor. Thor can fly faster, and his hammer can move at FTL... but Thor can't fight at those speeds. EVERY. PEAK. HUMAN. STREET. HAS. BETTER. SPEED. FEATS. THAN. THOR. I know people really don't like that, because it the implications it holds for Thor v Superman... but it's just the reality of the situation.

The difference in strength between Thor and Namor / Thing in regards to them fighting Wolverine is irrelevant. Logan has around human level durability... the max damage his body could take was capped long before something in the range of Namor or Thing comes a long. At that level it's largely semantics, the difference between dropping a 10 megaton bomb on an ant, or dropping a 20 megaton bomb.

Thing has better piercing resistance than Thor, and Namor has a better healing factor. And more skilled? In the words the Champion, Thor lacks the speed or finesse for the ring. Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew, the he Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Thing, is quite skilled. The benefit of developing his combat skills in the military prior to his powers, instead of always being strong enough to rage doll his enemies. 😉

You don't think Hurricane creation classifies as an exotic power? Even if that's an option, it's one that Thor is incredibly unlikely to use. In character he'll run in and slug it out... because he's a bruiser. Wolverine could ninja vanish and critical backstab Thor from behind for an instant win, and Deadpool could tell his joke that's so funny anyone who hears it dies... but it's unlikely to happen in character.

This entire post is full of bullshit.

Thing has better piercing resistance than Thor? What the f*ck? Even using the Wolverine comic as a bench mark, which is in itself a low showing for Thor, he comes off with far superior piercing resistance. Look at how they tanked Wolverine's claws to the face respectively.

😐 No the difference in strength between someone like Thing and Thor is not irrelevant. How does that even make sense to you? Thing at his best is at a few hundred to a thousand tons, Thor at his best operates at a planetary level.

Are you seriously arguing that Thing is more of a skilled fighter than Thor? And using the Champion comic as an example of that? Do you not realize that this is a comic book vs. forum? Other people have actually read the comic and scans can be posted.

In the very same comic you like to use as evidence, Thor realized that fighting Wolverine up close was an unnecessary risk, so why would he let Logan get up close here? Thor can't turn Logan's claws completely so they can damage him.

Logan is going to ninja vanish and one shot Thor? How exactly is that going to work out in a featureless environment? And we saw Wolverine stab Thor in the back with all his claws, guess what? He barely inconvenienced Thor.

Honestly, I don't even know why I bothered to reply, the content of this very post indicates that any rational or unbiased discussion is completely out of the question.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This entire post is full of bullshit.

Thing has better piercing resistance than Thor? What the f*ck? Even using the Wolverine comic as a bench mark, which is in itself a low showing for Thor, he comes off with far superior piercing resistance. Look at how they tanked Wolverine's claws to the face respectively.

😐 No the difference in strength between someone like Thing and Thor is not irrelevant. How does that even make sense to you? Thing at his best is at a few hundred to a thousand tons, Thor at his best operates at a planetary level.

Are you seriously arguing that Thing is more of a skilled fighter than Thor? And using the Champion comic as an example of that? Do you not realize that this is a comic book vs. forum? Other people have actually read the comic and scans can be posted.

In the very same comic you like to use as evidence, Thor realized that fighting Wolverine up close was an unnecessary risk, so why would he let Logan get up close here? Thor can't turn Logan's claws completely so they can damage him.

Logan is going to ninja vanish and one shot Thor? How exactly is that going to work out in a featureless environment? And we saw Wolverine stab Thor in the back with all his claws, guess what? He barely inconvenienced Thor.

Honestly, I don't even know why I bothered to reply, the content of this very post indicates that any rational or unbiased discussion is completely out of the question.

Nah... read your post, that's what a post full of bullshit looks like.

Are you seriously going tell me you think Thor has better piercing resistance than Thing? Get real buddy. Thor gets slash. stabbed and impaled on a semi regular basis. Jesus Christ, get real man. How many times do you need to be reminded that Thor never tanked Wolverine's claws? He got tagged with some glancing blows... hardly an impressive feat of durability.

Again: Wolverine has relatively human level durability. The difference between fighting someone who can lift hundreds of thousands of tons, and someone who can lift billions is irrelevant. If Thor hit you as hard as he possibly could, and Thing did the same... do you think Thor would do more damage to you? Because... he wouldn't. The only difference would be the amount of incidental collateral damage to the environment, both of them would turn you into a fine paste like substance.

Yes. The Thing is more skilled than Thor. How do you not know this? Do you want me to spend a couple hours a week reading comics to you on Skype? I'd get some volunteer hours in, and you'd finally learn about comics. Win win. Let me know.

Because his powers are turned off, and the thread stipulates a melee fight? 😐

You want me to explain the logistics of fictional ninja abilities? How the hell should I know how it works... I live in the real world. Wolverine frequently disappears while people are staring right at him... I have no idea how he does it. I imagine staying out of los is how it's accomplished, which can still be done in a featureless environment. Wolverine never stabbed Thor in the back, he jumped on him... with his claws sheathed. If Wolverine had stabbed Thor in the back, he would have finished him instantly. Thor was crying over a glancing laceration on his oblique in that very issue... what on earth makes you think he could shrug off being impaled through the chest you lunatic?

I love how every couple of months someone makes some variation of this thread, and you guys completely lose your shit. News flash gentlemen... this thread has no barring on how Thor v Wolverine would actually play out, so calm down. For all intensive purposes Thor isn't even really in this thread, it's just another super strong brick with partial invulnerability. Great... well Wolverine has four decades of beating this kind of character under his belt. It's precisely this type of character Wolverine's power set was tailor made to beat. Best of their abilities, Wolverine can't beat Thor in a fight... but this isn't Thor. It's a neutered version of the character created by the op for the solo purpose of bring him down to Wolverine's level... and he was successful. Wolverine wins this scenario. He will take the majority in this scenario against every and all brick who needs to engage him in melee combat, yet lacks a healing factor like the Hulk, true invulnerability like classic Juggernaut, super speed like Superman, or something more exotic like phasing.

LOL!!!

Thor wins.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
That should be clear to anyone who isn't a mouth breathing mongoloid.

lol

Originally posted by Silent Master
This is spite against Wolverine/Deadpool.
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Thor wins.

Plagiarizing Thorbag. 😒

I'm rocking a Doom-set... worst case scenario, I'm the second smartest poster in this thread. 😎

Thor and RageOfOlympus win this thread. Second smartest isn't good enough, Srank. durverine