OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

Thorin drinks Black Label for breakfast.

i drink starbucks doubleshot

I don't drink before 5pm.

heretic

I occasionally have a beer during the hours of 12pm-12am.

i only drink at 3 am

odd time to drink

neg

Everything I say is truth.

truth by alexander

Everyone calls me great.

except me

I'd drink but I has no money and my dad might say no.

Yes but you don't matter.

Yah, true.

take a drink every time you guys say something stupid

I like drinking though.

If I took a drink every time I said something stupid, I'd never be inebriated.

inb4

drinking kills the weakest braincells, effectively making you smarter.

Say whaaaaaaaaat