OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

take a drink every time i say something stupid

That is your game.

take a drink every time i have a successful encounter with a human female

I said that is your game.

take a dream every time i embarrass myself

Eleanor Friedberger is an ugly hag.

Originally posted by Barker
take a dream every time i embarrass myself

I want to go to Macau

i'll fight you both

I'd knock you out with one half-powered punch.

you don't even have a half-powered punch

True, I just want to show off.

you have a 1/4th power punch and that's your double power punch

Neg.

My punch could kill two people.

OH MAN that reminds me I had this dream about hiking with my smelly friend and big nosed bae and they were way ahead and I saw a tiger and a bobcat in the snow and I was like "hey help me because that bobcat's about to attack" and they were both like "srug" and walked off and I had to fight off the bobcat and I choked it to death and brought it back up the mountain and put it in a cage

Why didn't the tiger attack you?

Intimidated obviously

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really big haermm

Was it a tiger cub?

It was actually bright orange like that tiger from aladdin