OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

That dude is a manlet

Hamlet?

manlet is anything below 6'3"

Did you just make this up?

No, it is known.

Searched it.

I think he was referring to Taylor Lautner.

Whom he secretly desires.

I'm not even going to ask why you have that.

girl on the right is an alien species unworthy of pure-blood native specimens like myself

This is more your speed.

that there's a dude right there

How do you know that?

I recognize a dude when I see one

That would seem to go against every "chick" you like.

Burn

Thank you, I'm here all week.

If you think I wouldn't meet up with EF for "open mic" night you're delusional

@BARDOCK GET IN HERE I'M ON FIRE #DROPSMIC

What? ermmnone

I don't know actually