OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #2

Are you high when you post?

I was being hilarious I think but I forgot to tone it back and translate it into something normals could related to

Thank you sir, keep it dumb for me.

i drink old nasty liquid tonight to forget problems

You could use a bullet pill to forget them permanently

Nah, need to find a nice redhead to wife before I resort to bullet bill

I knew a slutty redhead once.

She's married now with a kid on the way.

Thanks for ruining redheads for me

anytime boss salute

Wait it's back

Would brown skinned redheads be scary

Like a natural redhead, or bottle red?

Eh either

Preferably a brunette with slightly dyed red hair

got some news for you, you are not into redheads.

it's easier than saying a brunette with slightly dyed red hair

Fake red.

The problem with naturals.. freckles

EVERYWHERE

or so I am told

Usually yes.

Though some have that milky ghost white skin.

Ooooohhhhh yeah those ones are nice

I like seeing my brown boy inside nice white flesh.

yeah me too