Originally posted by Silent Master
Derp
Mr. Derp, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it.
Originally posted by Casper Whitey
Lol, dude, Thor flies nowhere near as fast as a Death Eater. Also, it takes him a moment to summon lightning or do the tornado thing. More than enough time for a Death Eater to apparate behind him and AK him. A to the K, nigga.Thor is no match for a Death Eater. Besides AK, a Death Eater can simply shrink Thor's armor. Imagine Thor's armor suddenly shrunk to half it's size in the blink of an eye. That, or he is changed into a ferret. See below:
And did I mention Fiendfyre? Yeah, no counter for that. Fiendfyre is controlled by the caster. It cannot be altered or extinguished by any means, not even another wizard (lest it is Dumbledore or Voldemort) and is a conscious being with one goal, to kill who it is assigned to. Bellatrix Lestrange casting Fiendfyre>>>>>>The Avengers.
So, Thor get's AK'd.
Cap gets AK'd.
Hulk gets AK'd or legilimens, or mind raped.
Black Widow and Hawkeye? Lol.
Thor flies a lot faster than a smoking wizard. In Thor when he turns himself into a high-speed missile to punch through the giant frost beast's head and in Avengers when he catches up to the SHIELD jet.
LoL, Thor is more than a match for any single Death Eater. Thor Vs 1 Death Eater is spite.
Fiend Fyre isn't this "uber pwns all!!!1!" you're making it out to be, it's moving fire. It takes some time to cast, so that leaves the caster open to an attack. Also, that vid of Beatrix making the circle of fire, that wasn't Fiend Fyre, though she can likely cast it.
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I'm sure some Avenger's would fall, but ultimately the Avenger's clean house. How are the Avenger's going to deal with Iron Man flying above; out of range and far faster (1,5000mpg+) than they can cope with while trying to fend off the rest of the Avengers? They can't, they get plucked off and die.
The AK beam itself is small, the flash of light doesn't happen when it meets another spell or a solid object, like a tombstone or Harry's spell.
Originally posted by Silent Master
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Originally posted by Robtard
Instead of you two dueling with your dicks out, why not focus your energies on the "Wizards pwns alls!!!!1!!" people?And that vid is lolz, Potter looks like he's about to drop a deuce in his knickers.
Originally posted by Placidity
This is pretty much what I am trying to get people to say while feeling silly (or not, who knows) at the same time.Ok guys, you win, I just found the draft synopsis for Thor 2:
Thor 2 will be a prequel about how they came to develop tech powers but cleverly disguised it as "magic" for fun. For example Odin whispering "enchantments" to a hammer, which was really a voice command to the advanced AI computer inside the hammer. We will discover that it was actually Odin Stark Snr who discovered the tech (by the way he had a son on Earth, the ancestor of Howard Stark of course). Odin Stark Snr, who was actually an evil nerd scientist, killed all the other scientists so that only he would have the mighty tech powers, he also destroyed all technology and scientific knowledge in the whole world so that no one would be able to replicate it and challenge his power. One day his son, Odin Jnr (father to Thor) discovered his father's treachery. He challenged Odin Snr to a old fashioned duel (as opposed to a high tech one) and defeated him. With his father laying there dying, Odin Jnr took the all-spark from his father and merged it into himself. "With great power comes great responsibility" said Odin Jnr, and he vowed to use his powers for good. Odin Jnr fought many marvelous battles, including fighting space tech demons, Storm Troopers and the Frost Giants who were experts in high-tech Cryo-fusion weaponry. Having hit old age, Odin Jnr retired and settled down being King, head engineer and CEO of Odin Corp where he teaches science to others. Because he is saturated with "science" at work, to get away from his work at home, he established a no tech (or visible tech) policy while inside his castle. This means only primitive tools and machines are allowed in his home. Of course, secretly, he had been working on a pet project, "The Destroyer" in his basement, building bits and pieces here and there when he had spare time. He eventually married and had a son who we know today as the brave warrior Thor! He adopted his son Loki, who was really a Frost Giant, but Odin Jnr easily used his knowledge of genetic engineering to suppress his Frost Giant genes. Together the brothers would have their own adventures, eventually leading up to the events of Thor!
care to post a link "where" you found this..
Originally posted by Robtard
Thor flies a lot faster than a smoking wizard. In Thor when he turns himself into a high-speed missile to punch through the giant frost beast's head and in Avengers when he catches up to the SHIELD jet.LoL, Thor is more than a match for any single Death Eater. Thor Vs 1 Death Eater is spite.
Fiend Fyre isn't this "uber pwns all!!!1!" you're making it out to be, it's moving fire. It takes some time to cast, so that leaves the caster open to an attack. Also, that vid of Beatrix making the circle of fire, that wasn't Fiend Fyre, though she can likely cast it.
Nope
Nope.
Nope.
Nope
I'm sure some Avenger's would fall, but ultimately the Avenger's clean house. How are the Avenger's going to deal with Iron Man flying above; out of range and far faster (1,5000mpg+) than they can cope with while trying to fend off the rest of the Avengers? They can't, they get plucked off and die.
Given the scenario posted by OP (Death eaters are holed up in Hogwarts and Avengers need to clean out the Death Eaters), then I don't think flying will have much to do in the fight, unless we want to end up with a broken Hogwarts.
Both the death eaters and flying Avengers (IM and Thor) will be better served creeping stealthily around the corridors rather than blindly flying in and out of the corridors.
And unless we want Hogwarts totaled, I think IM and Thor spamming firepower from the heavens is out of the question.
One good thing though is that fighting within corridors will actually give Cap, BW, and Hawkeye an advantage since they have more obstacles to hide in and use to their advantage.
I still think Hulk falls first though. He doesn't have the brains or the defenses to survive against the magical onslaught of the wizards.
Like I said before, this fight will hinge on whether IM and Thor can survive the spells and whether they will be able to take out the death eaters. All the rest of the Avengers will be able to take down a few but will eventually fall themselves.