Star Wars Vs Twilight

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Star Wars Vs Twilight

The Twilight Vamps must face the Jedi Knights who have come to this dirt water planet having sense a ripple in the Force.

The cause are the vampires and skinwalkers.
The Jedi's are Anakin, Obi Wan, and Qui-Gon Jinn

1. Jedi Knights vs Volturi

2. Jedi Knights vs The Cullen's

3. Jedi Knights vs both vampire covens.

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omg, Jedi die.

inb4 "Jedi have Battle precog" 🙄

Just 3 Jedi? That's kinda lopsided I think. At least Yoda could have been included. Is this Anakin before Vader?

Anyway, against the Volturi they die. Volturi have way too many fancy powers for the Jedi.

Against the Cullens they have a better chance, but probably still die. Jedi might have battle precog but vamps have super speed. If it was 3 against 3 then Jedi can probably pull off a win, but they're what, outnumbered 2 to 1? Plus Alice has far stronger precog than anyone of the Jedi.

Combining Volturi and Cullens will be a stomp.

Originally posted by marwash22
omg, Jedi die.

inb4 "Jedi have Battle precog" 🙄

I say the battle precog is enough for a mediocre Jedi to kill a newborn, for sure. A seasoned vampire that is familiar with their physical abilities? No chance even for the best of force users.

This thread should include EU characters. Move it to the "AvF", I say. Give the vamps a chance to be diced by sabers.

Jane solos, unfortunately.

Lightsabers!!

Are lightsabers meaningless now?

Let me guess, they're going to dodge every single lightsaber attack?

Re: Lightsabers!!

Originally posted by Dolos
Are lightsabers meaningless now?

Let me guess, they're going to dodge every single lightsaber attack?

Edward can read minds and Alice can tell the future. Yeah i'd say dodging is an option here

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
Jane solos, unfortunately.

Jane/Alec and AK seem to ge the no limits fallacy of these boards these days.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Jane/Alec and AK seem to ge the no limits fallacy of these boards these days.

The Jedi's have no defense against their mental attacks. How is that a no limits fallacy?

Originally posted by FrothByte
The Jedi's have no defense against their mental attacks. How is that a no limits fallacy?

Who said anything about Jedi?

It just seems to affect everyone automatically even though it's only proven (shown on screen) to affect vampires, humans and werewolves who haven't shown any mental defenses or training yet ppl insist that it works automatically even against minds shown to be far stronger than the ones affected in tne movies even though a human girl with simply an excessive amounts of angst manages to block it from her mind nonchalantly.

Teen angst >>> Jedi training, mutant minds and gods, I guess.

Wow. TwiHards don't know how the force works..

Jedi's stomp.

yeah this twilight "all bundyness" is beyond stupid.. Jedi stomp

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Jane/Alec and AK seem to ge the no limits fallacy of these boards these days.

Jane has a limit: I think Bella said dozens a second when it comes to how many "pain" darts she throws. That is a clear limit. And Alec's sense block thing is a mist/cloud that people have to enter to become nulled. That is a clear limit, as well.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Who said anything about Jedi?

It just seems to affect everyone automatically even though it's only proven (shown on screen) to affect vampires, humans and werewolves who haven't shown any mental defenses or training yet ppl insist that it works automatically even against minds shown to be far stronger than the ones affected in tne movies even though a human girl with simply an excessive amounts of angst manages to block it from her mind nonchalantly.

Teen angst >>> Jedi training, mutant minds and gods, I guess.

Actually, it works just fine against humans. Bella was a special exception because she was the only human/vampire to have a special ability to block mental vampire abilities. Jane tried to use it against Bella in the second movie/book but it failed much to Jane's chagrin. Edward feared that it may kill Bella (jane's pain thing) because a vampire experienced tons of agony so a human may die from an aneurism or heart attack...just guessing was to why Edward feared Bella's death. Anyway, why would Edward care if she was hit with Jane's attack and why would Jane try to use it against Bella if it didn't work against humans? 🙂

The movie Jedi aren't beating Twivamps, lol.

Yeah, too fast, too strong plus a bunch of crazy powers.

I hate to be the one to point out a positive for anything involving the prequels. But here goes. If a jedi can place his light sabre in the way of a laser(albeit a remarkably slow looking one) reflexes arent a problem. Also we do see the jedi in phantom menace move at incredible speed tho we never get to see this again. So all in all if you ignore plot-holes, lol, the jedi do have some redeeming qualities here that arent being addressed. And i also agree that the sheer numbers here don't seem to be fair. Unless this was intended as a spite thread against the twivamps, who the thread starter seems to underrate.

Originally posted by omgchos
I hate to be the one to point out a positive for anything involving the prequels. But here goes. If a jedi can place his light sabre in the way of a laser(albeit a remarkably slow looking one) reflexes arent a problem. Also we do see the jedi in phantom menace move at incredible speed tho we never get to see this again. So all in all if you ignore plot-holes, lol, the jedi do have some redeeming qualities here that arent being addressed.
None of that matters against mindrapes.

Originally posted by omgchos
I hate to be the one to point out a positive for anything involving the prequels. But here goes. If a jedi can place his light sabre in the way of a laser(albeit a remarkably slow looking one) reflexes arent a problem. Also we do see the jedi in phantom menace move at incredible speed tho we never get to see this again. So all in all if you ignore plot-holes, lol, the jedi do have some redeeming qualities here that arent being addressed. And i also agree that the sheer numbers here don't seem to be fair. Unless this was intended as a spite thread against the twivamps, who the thread starter seems to underrate.

The problem is that a laser can't dodge the lightsaber at vampire speeds. If a Jedi puts his lightsaber in the way of a vampire, they will just move around it.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah this twilight "all bundyness" is beyond stupid.. Jedi stomp

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Wow. TwiHards don't know how the force works..

Jedi's stomp. [/B]

Originally posted by Casper Whitey

posting some ignorant photoshop image won't that fact the jedi win