Thor vs. King Piccolo

Thor (Thor and Avengers films):

vs.

Piccolo Daimao (Dragonball Evolution):

- Both are in character

- Battle takes place at the Grand Canyon and they start 20 metres apart.

Who wins and why?

NO!

It's a verse thread, not a discussion of the quality of the horrible Dragonball movie.

Yes.

Originally posted by Mini Bennett
Who wins and why?

Thor, due to having gorgeous flowing locks of blonde hair.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor, due to having gorgeous flowing locks of blonde hair.

Piccolo, due to having more balls.

Originally posted by Placidity
Piccolo, due to having more balls.

Originally posted by Mindset
As well as rock hard muscles.

obvious joke thread.. Thor comes out of character and chris hemsworth beats up this dude lol

What were movie Piccolo's feats again? DBE being an extremely bad adaptation as it was, should be irrelevant to a versus discussion.

Originally posted by Mindset
Wow, that's super gay.

I meant Dragonballs btw. I'm not sure if you understood the reference since you have a mindset that inclines towards homosexuality.

Originally posted by Placidity
I meant Dragonballs btw. I'm not sure if you understood the reference since you have a mindset that inclines towards homosexuality.

Originally posted by Mindset
Nah, you're just a queermosexual.

You in the "Who is your favorite pornstar?" thread:

Originally posted by Mindset
Jim Colyer

Game over man, game over.

Jim Coyler is a woman.

That's why I called you a homo.

I'm not a woman.

I'm not sure anyone event wants to remember that DBZ movie. What did Piccolo do there again?

I'm glad i haven't even watched the movie.

Thor smites him good.

Piccolo showed basic chi blast techniques. And an eventual massive chi blast.

Thor tanks such a chi blast with Mjolnir and crashes his head in similar to how Thor took down the Destroyer in "Thor".

Not much of a challenge really.

Thor takes the Dragonballs and wishes for a better Dragonball movie.

Piccolo turns into Brain Interactive Construct.