Jack Reacher vs Jack Bauer

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Jack Reacher vs Jack Bauer

1. Bar fight
2. Cage Fight
3. Gun fight using .40 s&w
4. Knife fight

What movie was Jack Bauer in?

None.

TV movie you duds.

What TV movie?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=24+tv+movie

Shame it wasnt on general release like a real movie.

Now who is this Jack Reacher?

Jack Reacher from the novels was a beast.

I'm sure Tom Cruise Jack Reacher sucks monkey balls

Are there any decent feats in the 24 "movie"?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Shame it wasnt on general release like a real movie.

Now who is this Jack Reacher?

its about a man who reaches for "himself" every minute of every day

😄 😄 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by juggerman
Jack Reacher from the novels was a beast.

I'm sure Tom Cruise Jack Reacher sucks monkey balls

What makes you say that?

Tom Cruise was a badass as Ethan Hunt.

I haven't read any of the Reacher novels or seen the films, but I heard he's near omnipotent in H2H, gunfights, and the like. His H2H in the trailer looked better than any Bauer has shown. I'll have to see the film but based on what I know of his book feats. Reacher should take it.

Another "Jack Bauer gets his ass beaten down" thread. Cool, but not very charitable on the eve of the victory of his idol/nemesis.

Merry xmas to y'all...

Originally posted by Lestov16
I haven't read any of the Reacher novels or seen the films.

Films?

didn't know that there was more then one movie.

And you know there isn't you dud.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Another "Jack Bauer gets his ass beaten down" thread. Cool,

I know. It's so rare that Bauer is pitted against an opponent who can actually beat him, so it is cool to see this unique, probably once-in-a-lifetime experience unfold 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
on the eve of the victory of his idol/nemesis.

Since when was Santa Claus Jack's idol or nemesis?

Never mind....YouTube video

Originally posted by Kazenji
Films?

didn't know that there was more then one movie.

Oh wow. You got me. Definitely exposed my mental retardation there. I'll have no choice but commit suicide because I'm so damn stupid. Please Kaz, since you are clearly a polymathic super-genius, don't come near me and let my idiocy infect you 🙄

John McClane lost to a girl.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Oh wow. You [b]got me. Definitely exposed my mental retardation there. I'll have no choice but commit suicide because I'm so damn stupid. Please Kaz, since you are clearly a polymathic super-genius, don't come near me and let my idiocy infect you 🙄 [/B]

So it's "lets become smartass day" today is it.

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
John McClane lost to a girl.

Accurate if 'lost' means 'beat the hell out of' in addition to losing meaning 'dominating then killing' someone.

She is dead, McClane wins emphatically.

She beat him just as thoroughly when she got up.