Waynes' Money or Wolverine's Healing factor vs Starfox's Pleasure Stimulation ability

Small cuts like that with Logan's pure hf(no adamantium) would heal basically instantly.

And with the strength boost, you should be able to knock someone out. Even then, you're living for hundreds of years, you can spend a few years training before you jump into it.

You can also non stop hammer down on your opponent like no other boxer cause they would run out of juice pretty quick.

Also true. Either win by KO or how the f*ck did he hit him 70 times in a 2 round match?

Lol that'd look epic.

You could also make money selling your kidneys. Lots of kidneys. Like every day.

You got a black market contact? Because I know they don't care where they get them from. But cutting your kidney out several times a day has got to hurt like a sumbitch.

Lol no, no black market contacts. Still getting rich with a hf will be easy. Ill still donate organs for noble reasons. Probably. Maybe.

Starfox, all day, everyday.

His powers negates the advantages of Wayne's money. And why would you want to live forever? To accumulate money? Friends? All would be meaningless when you live forever.

Imagine doing what you're doing for the rest of your life. No thanks.

Wayne's money. Status and wealth are well known aphrodisiacs for women, which makes Star Fox's ability pointless, when wealth can bring that and much more. Wolverine's HF would be cool, but pointless for most of us who face first world problems; we're more concerned with buying groceries and getting jobs, than being mauled or killed.

Not all women are turned on by status/money.

I want to bang me some hippie chicks.

I don't know about hippie chicks, they're too "open," so you might want to put on a rain coat, or you might catch something.

Nah. With my powers, they'd tell me everything I'd need to know.

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol that'd look epic.

You could also make money selling your kidneys. Lots of kidneys. Like every day.

Pain would drive you mad...

Like myself, you're a drinker. Tell me then, did you happen to spend a day in a hospital because of the kidney stones problem exacerbated by excessive drinking? Pain is excruciating and yet I can imagine it's a walk in the park compared to having to regrow that organ.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
I'd take Starfox's powers. I don't want to live forever, and mo' money, mo' problems. But being able to smash any chick whenever I wished for the rest of my natural life regardless of my financial status or appearance, as well as basically emotionally con men and women into taking care of me? Sign me up. I'd be roommates with Dania Ramirez and Rosa Acosta by the end of the day, with Bill Gates bankrolling it because I'm his new bestfriend.

With the hf your options seem to be limited to physical activities to generate income. But damn you'd beast whatever physical sport you try considering that you'd be able to train nonstop to build up your body. You'd do naturally what most folks need P.E.D's to do.

You'd start out only being able to do say, 20 pushups. Your muscles then heal faster from the microscopic tears that occur when muscles get bigger and stronger. Before you know it you can blast out 40, then 80 and finally well over 100+ pushups like nothing. Same with any strength/muscle/endurance building exercises. You'll eventually reach your physical limits, but those limits would likely far exceed a normal human.

Wolverine can die.

Why do people keep saying they don't want to live forever?

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Not long ago at work a had discussion with someone over that. the whole paper shit would bust your cover in no long time (15-30 years) if you go for another ID card because your current is outdated and other shit. I'm pretty sure a lot of people would call the cops, not necessarily because they think you're immortal simply because they think you're faking IDs and other shit.

Unless you decide to live in a 3rd world country time will bust your cover anyways.

Also, counterfeiting legal documents happens, it's just expensive. For high quality ones, at least.

Originally posted by Mindset
Wolverine can die.

Why do people keep saying they don't want to live forever?

I was wondering that too. Is he functionally immortal as far as aging goes or just extremely long lived but eventually dying of old age?

Originally posted by dmills
I was wondering that too. Is he functionally immortal as far as aging goes or just extremely long lived but eventually dying of old age?

Originally posted by Mindset
To counter this, I present you illegal immigrants.

Also, counterfeiting legal documents happens, it's just expensive. For high quality ones, at least.

In a RL situation, I'd only take that extremely long lifespan if I was already extremely (and by extremely I mean FILTHY) rich. I'd move to some third world nation and lay low.

Otherwise, Starfox's power is IDEAL for a RW scenario. Even ignoring the whole "I'd befriend billionaires and have thousands of sex slaves" thing, you can actually use that ability to influence global politics. Think of the things he could do in the UN. Can we say "World Peace"?

Originally posted by zopzop
How long do you think you can get away with doing that?

In a RL situation, I'd only take that extremely long lifespan if I was already extremely (and by extremely I mean FILTHY) rich. I'd move to some third world nation and lay low.

Otherwise, Starfox's power is IDEAL for a RW scenario. Even ignoring the whole "I'd befriend billionaires and have thousands of sex slaves" thing, you can actually use that ability to influence global politics. Think of the things he could do in the UN. Can we say "World Peace"?

It would help that if someone were to catch on eventually they would die, you could have them killed, or you could kill them.