Waynes' Money or Wolverine's Healing factor vs Starfox's Pleasure Stimulation ability

Started by StyleTime5 pages

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Starfox, all day, everyday.

His powers negates the advantages of Wayne's money. And why would you want to live forever? To accumulate money? Friends? All would be meaningless when you live forever.

Imagine doing what you're doing for the rest of your life. No thanks.


You won't live forever with the healing factor. It's not immortality.

Besides, you can go jump into a volcano or something if you get sick of living.

Originally posted by vince_slice
Wolverine's HF would be cool, but pointless for most of us who face first world problems; we're more concerned with buying groceries and getting jobs, than being mauled or killed.

I'm American and I'd still take the healing factor. You don't have to constantly get shot at to reap its benefits either. Being immune to disease is a pretty big plus, for example.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Not all women are turned on by status/money.

Nope. Every single one of them are.

I just don't like that with the healing factor your biggest wealth building opportunities are limited basically to sports. But if you're savvy enough I suppose you could parlay that into other endeavors. The *ussy, lavish vacations and general hedonism would certainly be there. But phuck, you have zero chance at anonymity. At some point you'd have to fake retirement etc, but if you plan it right you'd leave with millions.

You guys are inhibited by your morality.

Originally posted by dmills
I just don't like that with the healing factor your biggest wealth building opportunities are limited basically to sports. But if you're savvy enough I suppose you could parlay that into other endeavors. The *ussy, lavish vacations and general hedonism would certainly be there. But phuck, you have zero chance at anonymity. At some point you'd have to fake retirement etc, but if you plan it right you'd leave with millions.

I think the healing factor's quickest way to wealth is sports. Alternatively, you could just go about life like normal. You've got tons of time to break into any industry, study an subject, or pursue basically anything. You could amass a fortune the old fashioned way I guess, or like you said, get crafty with your sports celebrity.

It'd take longer than Starfox's ability, but all the while you'll: never get sick, heal from nearly any damage, stay at your physical and mental peak.

I'd like to just see how the world and technology and stuff changes too. Can you imagine video games, the internet, or society in general 150 years from now? With a healing factor, you won't have to. You'd be there.

I agree that fame is unavoidable unless you pull a Mindset though. I can understand that that might turn some people off.

My biggest reservation is actually how the government and people would react to me, assuming I don't try to hide records of myself. It wouldn't be worth it if I was constantly on the run.

I'd just rob a bank.

Or take over a drug cartel.

Or both.

Originally posted by StyleTime
I think the healing factor's quickest way to wealth is sports. Alternatively, you could just go about life like normal. You've got tons of time to break into any industry, study an subject, or pursue basically anything. You could amass a fortune the old fashioned way I guess, or like you said, getting crafty with your sports celebrity.

It'd take longer than Starfox's ability, but all the while you'll: never get sick, heal from nearly damage, stay at your physical and mental peak.

Out of sheer curiosity, I'd like to just see how the world and technology and stuff changes. Can you imagine like....video games 150 years from now? With a healing factor, you won't have to. You'd be there.

My biggest reservation is actually how the government and people would react to me, assuming I don't try to hide records of myself. It wouldn't be worth it if I wasn't constantly on the run.

I too am curious about what the future holds. For example, I wonder if advances in pharmaceuticals and in bio technology will make it possible for people to be more like me eventually? Able to overcome the limits of aging and being able to be healed or cured from just about anything.

One thing's for sure, you'd amass a fortune in dealing antiquities and such. I watched a show on TV a while back where a dude was making money off of acquiring and selling old toys. Thousands of dollars. I'd buy and save a shit load of books and magazines. Wine, and liquors. Tobacco etc.

Why not skip all the work you'd need to do with the other powers to create wealth, and go straight to the wealth? I.e., Wayne's fortune. Buy yourself an island full of nubile women, and enjoy your life. 313

Originally posted by vince_slice
Why not skip all the work you'd need to do with the other powers to create wealth, and go straight to the wealth? I.e., Wayne's fortune. Buy yourself an island full of nubile women, and enjoy your life. 313

Because with Starfox's powers you wouldn't have to worry about someone stealing your money because you could have an island of security all with the women which you wouldn't have to buy.

Originally posted by golem370
Because with Starfox's powers you wouldn't have to worry about someone stealing your money because you could have an island of security all with the women which you wouldn't have to buy.

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

We've all been discussing the problems with a prolonged lifespan but you made a good point about the perils of having too much money. Don't forget if the economy sours or the world goes into a depression, the rich are target #1.

With Starfox's powers you have an endless army of drone worshipers. Not even slaves, because slaves can rebel, but mindless drones that adore you. You never have to worry about being stabbed in the back or betrayed.

Anything you want you can have with no negative consequences!

Originally posted by zopzop
Anything you want you can have with no negative consequences!

Tell that to Starfox's balls that got smashed by She-Hulk...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Tell that to Starfox's balls that got smashed by She-Hulk...

I basically ignore anything that happens in a She-Hulk or Deadpool comic. That's like fictional fiction.

Originally posted by zopzop
I basically ignore anything that happens in a She-Hulk or Deadpool comic. That's like fictional fiction.

😂

Healing factor or money. Preferably HF though.

Originally posted by zopzop
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

We've all been discussing the problems with a prolonged lifespan but you made a good point about the perils of having too much money. Don't forget if the economy sours or the world goes into a depression, the rich are target #1.

With Starfox's powers you have an endless army of drone worshipers. Not even slaves, because slaves can rebel, but mindless drones that adore you. You never have to worry about being stabbed in the back or betrayed.

Anything you want you can have with no negative consequences!

who will the rich people be a target for? a bunch of poor people who cant reach them in their private jets and bunkers?

Healing factor, easily.

My good looks and charm already cover Starfox's power set, and I wouldn't want to be ridiculously wealthy. Wandering the globe as an invincible hippy, stopping periodically for 15-20 year periods to rest before moving on, doesn't sound unappealing at all.

I'd just play it smart, and plant the seeds of a religion, with me as a messiah. Lay low for a few hundred years, then BAM, I "return". I'd have all the benefits of the other options.

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol that'd look epic.

You could also make money selling your kidneys. Lots of kidneys. Like every day.

Would normal anesthetic's work on you though?

Originally posted by Raptor22
who will the rich people be a target for? a bunch of poor people who cant reach them in their private jets and bunkers?

Never underestimate the power of people who want what you've got if they believe you're the one holding them down to begin with. Especially in desperate times.

Too bad you all can't shave or anything...wolverine healing factor makes him hairy as hell.

Don't care.