Voldemort vs. Albus Dumbledore

Originally posted by Surtur
Oh, okay. Well there you go then, he disarmed a 14 yr. old.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you didn't see the films. Maybe they cost a lot for someone of your status.

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Originally posted by quanchi112
Fanfic. Voldemort dies.

There...

Fixed it for you...

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
There...

Fixed it for you...

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Dumbledore wins.

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Originally posted by quanchi112
Dumbledore wins.

I already agreed with you on this; why repeat the response?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
I already agreed with you on this; why repeat the response?

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you're fat and are embarrassed. Voldemort wins.

You're short with small man parts. Life must be hard for you

Originally posted by Nephthys
Apart from Harry's parents who were taken by surprise, does Voldemort actually win a single fight in the entire series?

He disarmed a distracted Harry. Great feat!

Originally posted by juggerman
You're short with small man parts. Life must be hard for you

Voldemort disarmed Harry who we to attack him first. For ****s sake don't be a fanboy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are so gay get back to the topic. Get your mind out of the gutter. Life is great tbh. Thanks for asking.

Voldemort disarmed Harry who we to attack him first. For ****s sake don't be a fanboy.

My condolences for your multiple short comings

Tommy was beaten multiple times in a very short period. He is an expert at losing

Originally posted by juggerman
My condolences for your multiple short comings

Tommy was beaten multiple times in a very short period. He is an expert at losing

Disarming a wizard is winning a duel. Resisting possession isn't. Context matters.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Introduce me to your wife and we can see who she prefers. Don't be scared maybe she prefers the unattractive such as yourself a true ugly fetish.

Disarming a wizard is winning a duel. Resisting possession isn't. Context matters.

She isn't interested in small men with small parts

Running away is losing a duel. Tommy ran

Originally posted by juggerman
She isn't interested in small men with small parts

Running away is losing a duel. Tommy ran

He won the duel when he disarmed him. Having another wizard step in is cucking a duel.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Let her decide who she prefers. Your lies aren't reality.

He won the duel when he disarmed him. Having another wizard step in is cucking a duel.

She has already decided not to be with anyone shorter than her

He lost to Albus then he was humiliated by Harold Potsmore

Originally posted by juggerman
She has already decided not to be with anyone shorter than her

He lost to Albus then he was humiliated by Harold Potsmore

No, you don't get how duels work.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Let the Amazonian choose.

No, you don't get how duels work.

She has. You're too puny

I get that running from means you lose

Originally posted by juggerman
She has. You're too puny

I get that running from means you lose

I get that you don't know what constitutes a win and a loss for a duel but don't assume everyone else shares your blatant ignorance.