Things Anime have taught you

Originally posted by dadudemon
About your list...

1. That's not anime, that's Hentai, good sir.
2. That's also not anime, that's hentai.
3. *sigh* That's niche hentai.

Originally posted by dadudemon

But here's my list:

1. Hard work, very strong will power, and perseverance will allow you to win fights almost every time.
2. Japanese men like Japanese school girls (but this is true in real life).
3. There are mystical powers all over the ****in' universe and some kid can use them but doesn't want to use them.
4. Everyone turns ultra red in the face when there is flirting going on or bashful moments happening with their crush.
5. Everyone that drinks alcohol gets really red in the face, too.
6. Cool guys don't talk much.
7. It's okay for women to be bitches: the men will still like them. (tsundere).

Originally posted by danteiscool
how about these things:

1. whenever the protagonist is having a moment with a girl, it will always get interrupted. always.
2. in some mangas/animes, the girl treating the protagonist like a piece of shit is the one he ends up with in the end.
3. bad guys will always have some uber powerful ability that they save for later instead of using it right away.
4. bad guys always spare the heroes the first time around because they look down on them and it comes back to bite them in the ass later.
5. when people in anime get wounded, they tend to lose more blood than they should possibly have in their bodies.

Originally posted by danteiscool
how about these things:

1. whenever the protagonist is having a moment with a girl, it will always get interrupted. always.

Also, a pair trying to get in a relationship never get rid of or tell off the most constant source of interruption, even if they have no reason not to.

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In relationships, 90%+ of the time the ones who knew each other first, win.

The biggest thing I learn from Anime is... STAY AWAY FROM JAPAN! CRAZY SHEET HAPPENS THERE! AAAHHH MAHHH GAAWWWDDD!!! .... -sagenod-

WTF Japan seriously.

Ever seen those videos on youtube?

Demons are people too.

The most petite females are the heavyweight brawlers or use the heaviest weapons.

hmm, now that I think of it:

1. every now and then in anime/manga, we will see a character that looks like a macho guy, but is also extremely flamboyant and feminine in personalty. either that,or the macho guys are big sofites.

2. beware old people in martial arts anime/manga; they were and still are master fighters that can kick ass a majority of the time

3. to add to AsbestosFlagon's comment: and they always act so childish too. until they start fighting and then they become cold nd sadistic. other times they're just straight up cheerful and crazy.

4. more often than not, there will always be a character in an anime that aims to surpass his father. always.

5. rivals can never seem to truly one up the other. unless one of them is the protagonist.

You learned adults are useless from anime? That is what it took???Sheesh. Adults, once out of school, are useless because they have their hands tied. If they upset someone, they get killed or go to jail. If they stand up for their thoughts, they are arrogant creeps likely looking for a new employer because they forgot how to shut up. Or they are power crazed monkeys bent on making your day suck eggs just because they find it amusing, or some other bigger monkey told them to do it. Sigh.