Official Quotes Thread

I am beyond the quotes of others, now I am to create my own quotes.

"Most wealthy people are trained to be insincere, untrusting, deceptive, manipulative, infectious, ambitious, and neurotic"

"When people don't want to hear the truth they'll tell you that you simply can't verbalize it in their vicinity."

"I'm growing more intelligent everyday, not just because I want to, but because I was designed by God to do so."

"DAMN!"
Ron Simmons

"I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of day when I'm alone and I don't have to be on, performing."
Jim Carrey

"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
Arthur C. Clarke

"Nazis. I hate these guys."
Prof. Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr.

“A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.”
Anonymous

“Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.”
Adolph Hitler

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing."
Ron Swanson

"We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
Leslie Knope

"Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being."
Jack the Ripper

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."
Jack Kevorkian

"House guests, like fish, begin to stink after 3 days."
Roman Polanski

"Life is a great big beautiful three-ring circus. There are those on the floor making their lives among the heads of lions and hoops of fire, and those in the stands, complacent and wowed, their mouths stuffed with popcorn...."
John Wayne Gacey

"It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence."
Ted Kaczynski

"At night i cant sleep, in the morning i cant wake up."
Bernard Goetz

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
Timothy McVey

"I know you are but what am i?"
Plato

"Death is only the beginning."
Jesus

"Use the force, Luke!"

- Mahatma Gandhi

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."
Suicide bomber motto