United States Military vs ALL HP wizards

Started by Silent Master58 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm willing to concede the US win if they drop a MOAB( rather 5-10 MOABs).

Originally posted by Lestov16
Pretty much. Are they supposed to take the shield down? Why would they do that?

Nukeless US Army loses. You can't prove otherwise and already conceded. It's all over, son.

So they're not fighting here now and trying to take over all of LA anymore, they're merely arriving and setting up a defense and waiting. Yet another change favoring the wizards. Shocking. Though I'm pretty sure wizards need to eat, drink, piss, shit and rest.

US military wins via no contest from the enemy. /thread

Originally posted by Lestov16

Nukeless US Army loses.

wandless wizards loose. what pettiness. shame on you sir.

US don't get firearms or any military hardware whatsoever in that case. They may as well be fighting buck naked.

with staplers. YAY!!!

USA!!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!!

....And that's how Milton Waddams became the Saviour of mankind

The US Military wins.

It is a canon fact that the reason for the masquerade is because magic is no match for contemporary science in war.

By contemporary science, you mean nukes, right? Because those aren't allowed here.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The US Military wins.
nah, Lestov is only giving the military pocket knives and MRE packs leftover from World War II.

I read all of the Potter books and spam is not a weakness for wizards, so the military is pretty much boned.

To be fair, could you live on Spam meat?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i suggest that 1 properly armed f-35 can take out pussypotterville on its own from 20 miles away 😉 maybe just let loose 3 or 4 a-10's and mini-gun the sissies.

no nukes 😄

Originally posted by Lestov16
With the shield, I don't even think ground forces can even enter the battlezone (and even if they did, they'd get WTFpwned by the wizards) , leaving it entirely up to airstrikes. The US can get any non-nuclear airstrike, and I can guarantee you none of them can flatten 469 miles ([b]AFTER penetrating the shield) in single blow. The wizards win against a nukeless US army as proven.[/B]
Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm willing to concede the US win if they drop a MOAB( rather 5-10 MOABs).
Originally posted by Silent Master

Cute little post of mine you quoted there. Too bad I refuted it because it's completely wrong. A MOAB only has a radius of .88 miles. LA is 469 miles wide, so they'll need at least 533 MOABs dropped simultaneously. At least, considering they also have to break the shield

Originally posted by Lestov16
Cute little post of mine you quoted there. Too bad I refuted it because it's completely wrong. A MOAB only has a radius of .88 miles. LA is 469 miles wide, so they'll need at least 533 MOABs dropped simultaneously. At least, considering they also have to break the shield

469 square miles. at least quote wiki correctly.

also your math is atrocious

Originally posted by Lestov16
Cute little post of mine you quoted there. Too bad I refuted it because it's completely wrong. A MOAB only has a radius of .88 miles. LA is 469 miles wide, so they'll need at least 533 MOABs dropped simultaneously. At least, considering they also have to break the shield

Are you implying that the shield is now large enough to cover Los Angeles? Hahahahaaahhahahaahhahahahahaha, fanboy fantasies.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Cute little post of mine you quoted there. Too bad I refuted it because it's completely wrong. A MOAB only has a radius of .88 miles. LA is 469 miles wide, so they'll need at least 533 MOABs dropped simultaneously. At least, considering they also have to break the shield

I'm glad you admit that your opinion isn't to be trusted as it's often wrong.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i suggest that 1 properly armed f-35 can take out pussypotterville on its own from 20 miles away 😉 maybe just let loose 3 or 4 a-10's and mini-gun the sissies.

no nukes 😄

Those weren't in the movie so no...

Also, the F-35 is going to have a difficult time doing anything when it's grounded:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/23/business/new-troubles-for-pentagons-f-35-fighter.html

uhuh

The Army, Navy, Air Force and the Marines were all shown in the movie.

Originally posted by Lestov16
By contemporary science, you mean nukes, right? Because those aren't allowed here.

No, as in attack jets, tanks, etc. Because despite your belief, not every wizard is or can ever be at Voldemort level, and most could be taken out by an untrained NRA member with a pistol in a firefight.

Also I see a lot of hooplah about "proof" being thrown around, especially on the HP side. Seeing as we've never seen HP wizards going up against a Muggle military, it's all guesswork, and there's no way to "prove" anything. However, the shields in HP were shown to be less than indestructible, so I don't see why it's unreasonable to think that the military could destroy it if they brought all their conventional firepower to bear. I'm thinking B-52s carpet bombing. Or hundreds of MLRS and 155mm howitzers bombarding the wizards. Or cluster bombs. Or the military's massive supply of chemical weapons that the wizards would likely have no ready defense against. But I suppose the OP will say that chem weapons were always supposed to be offlimits, even though the Wizards are allowed to use all their most exotic and circumstantial of powers and implements to maximum efficiency on scales and at degrees never shown in the books or movies.