United States Military vs ALL HP wizards

The US also has more than 1 plane capable of dropping bombs.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Again, LA is 469 square miles wide

why do you keep bringing up diameter? its a 469 square mile area. fix your math brah.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Actually the US lost because they couldn't retake the city.

ok so now i suppose the troops are not allowed to take and defend a point after making the wizards retreat?

you are picturing planes or gunboats just hovering and playing wack-a-mole while no ground troops are deployed. what silliness goes on in your needy imagination.

They can take and defend a point, but they'll just get telefragged with fiendfyres when the wizards come back.

Again, any ground forces stand no chance against the teleporting flying wizards. Wizards don't even have to be on the ground. They can spam attack from above. It going to be somewhat difficult for the Army to take aim at them when they must defend themselves from a 40 foot sentient fire monster.

i suppose we're stripping the military guided weapons as well?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i suppose we're stripping the military guided weapons as well?

The Military only gets 1 plane, 1 bomb and a few soldiers with no more than 300 rounds of ammo.

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good, so no javelin missiles. phew that was a close one for broom-flying sissies. may the u.s. military use spitballs?

They can have 1 spitball, but they can't use it for the first 86 hours of combat.

are they allowed to fling their own poop?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
good, so no javelin missiles. phew that was a close one for broom-flying sissies. may the u.s. military use spitballs?

I'm sorry. Does the troll who just reached the 11th page of his retarded spite thread (which for a few days he even altered his sig around) actually have a relevant opinion here? Nope? Okay then. 🙂

Wizards win or stalemate, as proven /thread

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm sorry. Does the troll who just reached the 11th page of his retarded spite thread (which for a few days he even altered his sig around) actually have a relevant opinion here? Nope? Okay then. 🙂

Wizards win or stalemate, as proven /thread

nice dodge.

oh right. my bad. javelin missiles dont exist, since you are ignorant of them. proceed with your ad hominem attacks and unwarranted self importance.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
are they allowed to fling their own poop?

Only if they ate at Olive Garden.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You are giving the US their most powerful weapon ever (which they only used twice 68 years ago and never again) but are not allowing the wizards access to theirs. That's pretty damn unfair and is basically gimping the wizards.

Yeah i'm not giving anyone anything. I'm simply explaining the differences. The US has nukes at the ready at all times. Wizards do not have these things ready at all times and would need some prep to go in with these. A closer comparison would be taking away the wizards' most powerful spell. Even tho it isn't "nuke" level in destruction capabilities it's something ridiculously powerful and something they can pull outta nowhere instantly.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Pretty much. What else can happen? US can't enter the shield, and any ground forces that manage to will be telefragged with fiendfyres. LA is one of the largest cities on Earth.

Without nukes (and even with nukes), there's nothing to stop them from teleporting 100 miles away safe from harm. Whatever airstrike the US is deploying, even if it breaks the shield, certainly will not have a 100 mile range. Even if we took the most powerful US nuke of all time, the B53, it only has a maximum radius of 40 miles. That's not nearly enough to cover the 469 sq mile area of LA. That being stated, I'm unaware of how the shield deals with blinding EMR, so the nuke has that advantage.

Well according to the OP the wizards would lose since they need to lay seige to LA and sitting around in a shield then running away if the shield is broken just to sit in a new one is not laying seige. The US would have effectively ended the "seige" just by trying to break the shield.

What you need to do is have the wizards mount some sort of offensive or something or else inactivity loses the match for them

Inactivity means stalemate, as focus4chumps pointed out, and I'm perfectly content with that.

Wizards and army stalemate /thread

Seemed to me that if the wizards failed to take LA they lost. Inactivity means they failed. Stalemate is ok too tho

actually i was mistaken. you did in fact use the word "siege".

-A military operation in which enemy forces surround a town or building, cutting off supplies, with the aim of compelling the surrender.

no stalemate. u.s. military prevents siege, so while wizards survive, they still lose

Yeah i think the word "seige" makes a stalemate impossible

brace yourself for raging childishness.

I doubt it will come to that

But can the US prevent the siege? Going to be hard with a mega-shield and teleporting wizards. This is why I initially said they won. The US can do nothing to stop them. They'd first have to penetrate the shield, and once they do, the wizards can just teleport to another part of the city to avoid an airstrike, or telefrag grounds forces with fiendfyre. The fact that wizards can also fly in smoke form with enough speed to collapse a bridge also gives them an advantage here. The US lose because they have no way of dispelling the wizards from the city.

But by what you said would happen the "siege" stopped therefore the US won. The point i would make is that the wizards would erect a shield and completely destroy everyone and everything within that area then set up a new one in a new area. Repeat this process til all of LA was in ruins.