Clyde Vs Jack Bauer
Whilst Jack Bauer visits Philo Beddoe on car business, Clyde takes the day off of caddy scrapping duties at Philo's repair and scrap yard and goes on a hunt for Oreos.
He smells them in Bauer's grocery bag that sits in the car Philo is repairing for him and wants them, but as he goes towards them, closing range, Jack sees him and engages Clyde in unarmed combat.
They fight to the death.
Who wins...?
Haven't seen the film, but enraged orangutans are pretty scary. Even if Jack managed to break it's neck, his face would definitely be mauled. Then again, haven't seen the film. Can someone get some youtube clips of Clyde's fight scenes?
Just based off the facts: enraged orangutan vs human in unarmed combat, I'd say orangutan 6.5 out of 10 (won't say 7 because Jack is a pretty good neck snapper)
Well he clearly dies in all those McBauer threads before too, so whats changed?
Originally posted by Lestov16
Just based off the facts: enraged orangutan vs human in unarmed combat, I'd say orangutan 6.5 out of 10 (won't say 7 because Jack is a pretty good neck snapper)
Dude you Eli'd up a genuinely attempted spite thread cause McClane beat the possession box, after making your McClane vs Bauer thread after McClane Vs Bauer thread out of your feelings of rectal violation, when Tony's biatch kept losing again and again.
You shall not speaketh of spite threads to me.
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well he clearly dies in all those McBauer threads before too, so whats changed?Dude you Eli'd up a genuinely attempted spite thread cause McClane beat the possession box, after making your McClane vs Bauer thread after McClane Vs Bauer thread out of your feelings of rectal violation, when Tony's biatch kept losing again and again.
You shall not speaketh of spite threads to me.
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😆 McClane hasn't won any of the threads you listed. GTFO with your obvious McBullshit.
This is a blatant spite thread. I have never once said that Jack has the strength to rip apart cars with is bare hands. Again, LOL at your failed spite thread, bucko 😆
None of the threads on this board count because Bauer's feats lie in his television appearances (although his feats in his TV movie themself rival anything McClane's done in terms of CQB). You putridly trolled the board AVF and provoked me into a rage which got the thread closed, tactics which you accused RJ of doing several times. Matter of fact, you are acting exactly like RJ when he's on his trolling rants.....
😆 You are RJ at his worst. You claimed McClane can pwn supernatural entities, RJ claimed that Blade could beat Hit Girl. You guys are two sides of the same trolling fanboy coin. :lol;
Enjoy your failed spite thread, kiddo. Get back to me (and the rest of reality) when you're done polishing McClane's other bald head
Wow.
If you were provoked into rage over a fictitious character thread disagreement, then it may be time to chill out and do other things.
Kinda sad how you're still in the 'childishly blames everyone else (even grown ups) for his own shortcomings' phase, though.
Wow x2..Someone really likes their RJ, doesn't they...? Is this the source of your butthurt? He pulling your anal strings?
RJ means nothing to me, so if you're thinking that evoking his name is gonna affect/provoke me somehow, th..... oh....! look! A squirrel....!!!!!
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Well, Rageboy... firstly, I've had hangovers older than you, so the calling me 'kiddo' is yet more projection by you. Get back me after your illogical and ferverant nomming off of Bauer in lala land.
Secondly, you lose and cry lots: Fact. Its okay though. Everyone needs a skill and yours is in being excellently wrong all the time, and your wildly inaccurate suppositions leave more correctness for the ones who make the smart choice.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, Rageboy... firstly, I've had hangovers older than you, so the calling me 'kiddo' is yet more projection by you. Get back me after your illogical and ferverant nomming off of Bauer in lala land.
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😆 See I'm getting in your head there, sport. Go drink your sippy cup.