Clyde Vs Jack Bauer

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm afraid to click on that picture. No telling what your sick manchild mind has conceived of. You already put forth in another thread the concept of "felching". God couldn't even imagine what other horrors lie in your cranium.

Wow. That was something I heard about on the comedy show 'Mary Whitehouse experience'.
But that really stuck in your head, didn't it?

Must be that as sperm, you must fear it happening to you.
But as the vid is a science one, being related to truth it doesnt surprise me one iota that you would run screaming away from it in terror.
Anyway...

Clyde wins.
McClane Wins.
You set up loads of spite threads then tears flow when a thread that isn't even spite that you don't like gets posted.
Gonna rage/cry more...?

Let's look at the facts

-You made a blatant spite thread
-You trolled your spite thread to 40 posts
- You want to show me pictures of your "crusty tubesock" 😘

And you expect me to regard your bullshit opinion as fact? 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Let's look at the facts

-I made like 13 blatant spite threads
-I trolled my spite threads to 40 posts
-I then accuse you if doing everything that I did

And I expect you to regard my bullshit opinions as fact? 😆

I know. You've obviously lost it..

Just in an obviously ragey, butthurt tantrumy sperm kinda way.

Said by the guy with the spite thread 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Said by the guy with the spite thread 😆

Yes... This was... /\

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t575336.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t575199.html

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Clyde wins.
McClane Wins.
You set up loads of spite threads then tears flow when a thread that isn't even spite that you don't like gets posted.
Gonna rage/cry more...?

McClane vs Eli wasn't a spite thread, since you claim McClane is also protected by God (it would only be a spite thread if you were lying about that "McClane Factor" bullshit, and since you claim is was a spite thread....😉 )

And I didn't make the Box thread. Didn't you read the first post of that thread, or are you not old enough to read yet?

But you thought it was when you initially set it up.
Then you got spanked.

You championed it's cause and trolled in it nonetheless...and with your constant emulation of RJ/Quanchi tacticry, the lines blur.
YOU certainly aren't old enough to, spermy, having only just escaped the nutsack, finding new found accomodation in a tubesock..

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yeah. You should be familiar with it, since you accused RJ of doing it in the Bobby Lee Swagger vs Agent 47 thread. GTFO with your hypocrisy, trollboy

Hypocrisy? I was laughing that you said "provoked me into rage". But it seems this thread has once again provoked that little rage-beast inside you.

Calm down, dear boy. It's just the MVF.

Can you post a link where I said RJ "provoked me into a rage" or similar? Cos I don't recall raging in that thread, I recall loling, as I am here in this thread.

YES!

I finally figured it out. I knew I recognized you from somewhere, Saddie. Here you are, in all your glory

Originally posted by Lestov16
YES!

I finally figured it out. I knew I recognized you from somewhere, Saddie. Here you are, in all your glory

Avast Anti-Virus is saying that's a virus link.

Tut tut tut, Lesty. Shame on you. Is this the level of butthurtery you have fallen to? Attempted E-infection?

Nice one, Robtard.

Well well well. Posted like every few minutes all day, trolling away, then he posts the virus link and disappears at the same time.. seems like maliciousness/not accident.

I had to go to the store. Are you stalking me, trollboy?

Sure you were. Its all just a massive coincidence, right? 🙄

Are YOU in this thread I made, 3 pages after you decided Bauer lost, dragging things out stalking ME?
(and accusing ME of trolling still, having just attempted to virus me..?)

Sure looks that way to me.

If you dont want to address me any further then leave the thread and do not attempt any further to address or contact me.. I'll do the same. 'Cause as usual, you're actually doing the stalking and trolling here.

It's possible that my antivirus (AVAST) is giving a false positive or that the link is indeed viral but Lestov's antivirus failed to detect it and he could be unknowingly infected now.

Either way, I sincerely hope he didn't purposely try a viral attack. Cos that's just despicably low and brings the level of butthurt in the MVF to record levels.

Prove that link leads to a virus, spitekid

You really expect me to click it? lol

Originally posted by Robtard
Avast Anti-Virus is saying that's a virus link.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's possible that my antivirus (AVAST) is giving a false positive or that the link is indeed viral but Lestov's antivirus failed to detect it and he could be unknowingly infected now.

Either way, I sincerely hope he didn't purposely try a viral attack. Cos that's just despicably low and brings the level of butthurt in the MVF to record levels.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Are [i]YOU in this thread I[/i] made, 3 pages after you decided Bauer lost, dragging things out stalking ME?
(and accusing ME of trolling still, having just attempted to virus me..?)

Sure looks that way to me.

If you dont want to address me any further then leave the thread and do not attempt any further to address or contact me.. I'll do the same. 'Cause as usual, you're actually doing the stalking and trolling here.

Still here, Rageystalkertroll?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove that link leads to a virus, spitekid

My AVAST at home blocked it as "URL:MAL", which means an infected link. But as I said, could have been a false positive.

Kaspersky Antivirus here at work didn't. But I knew what it was before I clicked it, if you hover your cursor over the link, status reads as: http://trololololololololololo.com/ which we all know is the Russian singer vid troll version. How clever of you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

McClane Wins.

Just wanted to mention, in the threads in the MVF, you claimed McClane won because you disregarded Bauer's feats because they were from television. Then in the AVF, when asked to present evidence showing that McClane would win, you said all of your arguments were in the MVF threads and was too lazy to get them. Again, you blatantly refused to show evidence in a thread.

Your other argument consisted of...

-something regarding a tazer (which wasn't relevant as a tazer was in none of the thread scenarios, and was disproved in DH2, in which a 2 second tap knocked a man unconscious and would obviously kill any human (including McClane) if held directly on one's heart for 10 seconds, as it was on Bauer's) ,

- something about McClane launching cars ( again irrelevant; You and Robtard, of all people of should be aware of the irrelvancy of this feat, as you argued against Bobby Lee Swagger shooting down helicopters in the Bobby Lee Swagger vs Agent 47 thread, in which you both rightfully stated that such a feat had nothing to do with the thread at hand; Same applies with McClane launching cars).

I showed perfect evidence showing that McClane can be easily defeated in H2H (he can't win a fight against normal combatants (hasn't one a pure H2H fight in any DH film once), less lone an utter beast like Jack Bauer who can snap necks like tiwgs), melee (in DH4, he was easily disarmed), and is pretty close in gun skills.

Everybody (including DDM and Placidity, amongst others) agreed that Bauer won, and Lord Shadow Z only argued against Bauer because this was the MVF and Bauer was a TV character

McClane won none of the threads, and your word doesn't count because all you and Robtard have done is troll tirelessly. Bauer kicks McClane's ass. Sorry, but that's how it is.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Lestov16
Just based off the facts: enraged orangutan vs human in unarmed combat, I'd say orangutan 6.5 out of 10 (won't say 7 because Jack is a pretty good neck snapper)

Jack Bauer can't break an orangutan's neck. Those fools can fall 50 feet out of a tree, land of their heads and walk away with no serious injury.

Evolution > Bauer.