Patient_Leech
Perfect Organism
I watched this last night ironically with a couple friends expecting it to have at least a couple chuckles, but it wasn't even funny. It's just awful.
Seriously one of the most disjointed, chaotic, and incomprehensible narratives I've ever witnessed.
Even without Henry Cavil's distracting CGI'd upper lip the narrative felt like television with someone changing the channel every five minutes.
Bad guy was bad and was doing bad things for reasons. The reasons were never made clear or so glossed over that you missed it if you blinked.
40% (critics) and 77% (audience) on RT is waaayy too generous.
Literally the best thing about the movie was Gal Gadot's ass.
Literally none of the attempts at humor (mostly the annoying Flash character) were funny except to some 10 or 12-year-old kids in the theater.
It's very difficult to overstate how horrible this movie is. It makes Batman & Robin look like a masterpiece by comparison.
It was literally torture to sit through. It gets a 1-2/10 from me.