You as Superman vs Team Thor
You are given Pre-Reboot Superman's exact power set, along with his inherent weaknesses. You are given a year to practice with these powers. You are then placed in an arena the size of a large planet with these characters:
Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Ultimate Thor
Dargo Ktor
Thunderstrike (Eric Masterson)
Sif
The Warriors Three
Heimdall
Tyr
Hercules (Classic with Mace)
Can you find a way to win, or is this team too much for you?
Originally posted by pym-ftw
So cis off Supes vs team?Supes wins
I think it's better than just CIS-off. It's you with the power. Seeing how I don't want to die. I would be so cheap and ruthless then again these guys have a million times greater fighting experience than me.
But flying out full speed lobotomizing everyone that could be affected by that. Then vibrating my hand through peoples chests might be sufficient if I go fast enough, maybe. But if my pure speed and power isn't going to cut it im gonna be ****ed.
Without having to dip into the Thor/superspeed toilet bowl, I will just sidestep it and point out that Heimdall can see through all time and space.
His ability to see through time negates Superman speed blitzing bs.
"Hey Thor. Superman is on his way and in about 10 seconds, he will first show up right over there, to pound BRB, where I painted the big red "X". Batter Up!"
And, that is just one, of about 80 different scenarios I can come up with that end with Superman having his buttocks tied around his own head and uttering many girlie screams in the process, echoing deep into his own super rectum. 😄 Man, I could just keep going and going with this. But, I won't, because I actually like Superman and he deserves some respect.
h1, might I suggest that you pass the powers of Superman to a more capable individual, so he has a chance?
Originally posted by Horrificus
Without having to dip into the Thor/superspeed toilet bowl, I will just sidestep it and point out that Heimdall can see through all time and space.His ability to see through time negates Superman speed blitzing bs.
"Hey Thor. Superman is on his way and in about 10 seconds, he will first show up right over there, to pound BRB, where I painted the big red "X". Batter Up!"
And, that is just one, of about 80 different scenarios I can come up with that end with Superman having his buttocks tied around his own head and uttering many girlie screams in the process, echoing deep into his own super rectum. 😄 Man, I could just keep going and going with this. But, I won't, because I actually like Superman and he deserves some respect.
h1, might I suggest that you pass the powers of Superman to a more capable individual, so he has a chance?
If I was in there. Id use my speed, ice beath, super heat vision thats hotter then a sun to my advantage.
Id also use the sun dipping powers to my advantage.
Id speed blitz guys like BRB before he could use the hammer and knock it out of his hand, same with Thor. Then fry his head off. Maybe a tactical heat ray attack, just burrow into his brain with it and end the fight fast, Or just blow his head off with the heat vision. Perhaps freeze his head off and smash it into bits.
I also wouldnt fight dirty, Id take some of the time during my training to learn how to break his bones and crap using my super strenght, as well as how to snap his neck pretty fast. Some grappling, and chokes.
Finish every fight fsat.