You as Superman vs Team Thor

Is darkseid the one who suffered the death by singing? I cant remmeber. Nor so I really care to read that comic again.

Originally posted by Horrificus
Without having to dip into the Thor/superspeed toilet bowl, I will just sidestep it and point out that Heimdall can see through all time and space.

His ability to see through time negates Superman speed blitzing bs.

"Hey Thor. Superman is on his way and in about 10 seconds, he will first show up right over there, to pound BRB, where I painted the big red "X". Batter Up!"

And, that is just one, of about 80 different scenarios I can come up with that end with Superman having his buttocks tied around his own head and uttering many girlie screams in the process, echoing deep into his own super rectum. 😄 Man, I could just keep going and going with this. But, I won't, because I actually like Superman and he deserves some respect.

h1, might I suggest that you pass the powers of Superman to a more capable individual, so he has a chance?

He would even have time to say the "H" in "Hey". 10 seconds? You think he has that kind of time?

Originally posted by 8swords
^^^

if speed blitzing really wont work, them i would just steal hercs mace and speed bash everyone faces.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
I'd go one step further. Ill steel Herc's mace and Sif's sword. Might as well snatch her bra and panties as well...

Miracle Machine for the win. 😎

Or Phantom Zone bfr.

Well I personally would just say phuck it and go back to Asgard withthem.

I'd test my mojo on Sif droolio

I, as well as everyone else here, would get their head bashed in by the Hammer Bros imo.

Originally posted by Newjak
I, as well as everyone else here, would get their head bashed in by the Hammer Bros imo.

Typical Juggernaut, losing mentality.

Originally posted by Newjak
I, as well as everyone else here, would get their head bashed in by the Hammer Bros imo.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Typical Juggernaut, losing mentality.

Call me a bit realistic but how would you beat everyone on that team.

Say you go to attack Thor and you blast your most power HV at him.

What's stopping BRB from bashing your head in from the side?

Originally posted by Newjak
uhuh

Call me a bit realistic but how would you beat everyone on that team.

Say you go to attack Thor and you blast your most power HV at him.

What's stopping BRB from bashing your head in from the side?

They have CIS on; I don't. Like I said, assuming I have Superman's experience with his powers, and my own knowledge, there are some pretty nasty uses of those powers that even Superman wouldn't consider.

Originally posted by Diesldude
No mental blocks.. I'd do this to them.

Damn, if only they had some sort of magic artifact capable of absorbing energy...

They won't have time to react, but if they do, it'll keep them busy just long enough for superman to speed blitz them like he did Captain Marvel.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Damn, if only they had some sort of magic artifact capable of absorbing energy...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Damn, if only they had some sort of magic artifact capable of absorbing energy...

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