Achilles(Troy) vs. Link(TP) in a sword fight

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Achilles(Troy) vs. Link(TP) in a sword fight

Both have a duel. Link takes the place of Hector. The scene is this. Link is crying and and begging for Zelda not to make him go. She slaps him and says, get ahold of yourself you little sissy. Man up for once in your life. Link with tears running down his cheeks and fear in his heart comes out. What happens ?

What's it like having that cock in your ass?

Originally posted by NemeBro
What's it like having that cock in your ass?
You are an expert in this field so I differ to you. What's it like ?

Defer*

So much spite lol.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Defer*

So much spite lol.

On no I misspelled a word. Will I ever live down the shame ?

I am shocked you don't think Link has a chance. You have seen the light, kiddo. Yw.

Originally posted by quanchi112
On no I misspelled a word. Will I ever live down the shame ?

I am shocked you don't think Link has a chance. You have seen the light, kiddo. Yw.

Your version of Link dies horribly.

Real Link from the game is superhuman and Achilles in that movie was killed by a bunch of arrows lol.

Please tell me you're putting a peak/mild superhuman with a bronze xiphos against a class 100+ superhuman with a long/bastard sword, Quan. Do it. It'll make me smile.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Your version of Link dies horribly.

Real Link from the game is superhuman and Achilles in that movie was killed by a bunch of arrows lol.

He was distracted and caught off guard. The same fate would befall Link in the same scenario.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Please tell me you're putting a peak/mild superhuman with a bronze xiphos against a class 100+ superhuman with a long/bastard sword, Quan. Do it. It'll make me smile.
Link isn't a class 100 tonner. You just made me giggle comparing him to someone of the likes of hercules from marvel comics.

Oh, Herc is obviously physically stronger, but Link is class 100+ to an undeniable degree. You'll note that class 100+ includes everyone who can lift from 101 tons over their head to things like Hulk, and beyond.

Anyway, thanks for acknowledging that yes, you did this:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Please tell me you're putting a peak/mild superhuman with a bronze xiphos against a class 100+ superhuman with a long/bastard sword, Quan. Do it. It'll make me smile.

Provide a feat for Achilles that even lets him hurt Link, and I'll deign to acknowledge you again, until then, lol.

You can always tell which fanboy tangent Quanchi's going to currently be on by his Avatar and Signature Pic.

Indeed. Edgington, Voldemort, Achilles. Lol.

Why he always spites his own favourites, though, I don't know.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, Herc is obviously physically stronger, but Link is class 100+ to an undeniable degree. You'll note that class 100+ includes everyone who can lift from 101 tons over their head to things like Hulk, and beyond.

Anyway, thanks for acknowledging that yes, you did this:

Provide a feat for Achilles that even lets him hurt Link, and I'll deign to acknowledge you again, until then, lol.

Show me Link showing complete immunity to sharp objects such as swords. That's your claim so prove it.

Originally posted by Robtard
You can always tell which fanboy tangent Quanchi's going to currently be on by his Avatar and Signature Pic.
I created an Achilles thread versus Anakin long before this thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I created an Achilles thread versus Anakin long before this thread.

Correct, you have a rotating roster of who you fanboy; this isn't new to anyone who has talked with you before.

You're currently swinging off Achilles' nuts as seen in your nut-swinging in two separate MVF matches and now this one in here.

Swing away, Merrill. Swing away.

Didn't watch Troy but can guess he's just a peak human?

Given that Link wears chainmail.......

And Achilles tends to slash......

Yeah, he won't hurt Link.

Since Achilles, with the effects from the river Styx, is invulnerable to any attack except to the back of his ankle. The chances of Link actually hitting Achilles there are slim to none. Achilles wins this both by sheer skill and due to his invulnerability.

Cause an enemy with a weak point is new to Link. 😛

Even if Achilles could survive being struck anywhere but his ankle, Link's entire body would be invulnerable due to Achille's comparatively insignificant strength.

Also, being skilled is pretty much one of Link's super powers. Never had a bow before? Within an hour shoot inch thick pole on the opposite end of a canyon, **** yes.

Regardless, this is movie Achilles, who lacks anything resembling a chance.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, you have a rotating roster of who you fanboy; this isn't new to anyone who has talked with you before.

You're currently swinging off Achilles' nuts as seen in your nut-swinging in two separate MVF matches and now this one in here.

Swing away, Merrill. Swing away.

Just because I support Achilles in a fight against a gay mute such as Link doesn't mean I think he's unbeatable.