The "if you were someone" thread

If I were the Flash I would use super speed to slap every single person on the planet within minutes, maybe twenty times in a row.

No one will know that I slapped every single person on the planet, but they'll know they've been *****-slapped.

If I were tryan gostling i would ate eleanor freidberger

I would be the Creator of this Site....

then I would delete this thread. >=D

If I were Superman I would rip flick Scar into space, let her experience absolute zero and no oxygen.

If I were Batman I would pull out Kryptonite and ***** slap Superman Dolos.

If I were Superman I would fly away from Scar Batman deep underground, safe from the vicinity of the Kryptonite, then lift whatever continent Bat Scar is on and throw her/him into space.

Again for Scar/Batty to experience absolute zero and no oxygen because she couldn't pick a hero with any superpowers, much less the capacity to breathe in space.

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If I were any guy, I'd check out my junk lolol

Originally posted by Dolos
If I were Superman I would fly away from Scar Batman deep underground, safe from the vicinity of the Kryptonite, then lift whatever continent Bat Scar is on and throw her/him into space.

Again for Scar/Batty to experience absolute zero and no oxygen because she couldn't pick a hero with any superpowers, much less the capacity to breathe in space.

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If I were the Flash I'd run over and flash Nivvy.

Judging from what I've read, I don't think she'd mind too much. 😛

If I were a woman I would fondle myself... Oh wait!
-fondlefondlefondle-

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
If I were a woman I would fondle myself... Oh wait!
-fondlefondlefondle-

Giggity.

Are you at work!?

For shame.

Yes I am at work. And my CoWorkers are smartly not staring. I'm the one who hit my fellow for making a sexist remark and then said 'Suck on THAT!'.. I got in trouble. xD

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Yes I am at work. And my CoWorkers are smartly not staring. I'm the one who hit my fellow for making a sexist remark and then said 'Suck on THAT!'.. I got in trouble. xD

Suck on what?

You're a chick.

My Fist? Keep up now...

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
My Fist? Keep up now...

Whoever you hit must have a giant ****ing mouth.

Well he made a comment about it being dangerous on the streets and I would get injured again so I should go back to the Kitchen. I knocked him on his ass and got in trouble for it. Though my boss is a woman as well so she just told me to keep a lid on it.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Well he made a comment about it being dangerous on the streets and I would get injured again so I should go back to the Kitchen. I knocked him on his ass and got in trouble for it. Though my boss is a woman as well so she just told me to keep a lid on it.

I want whatever you're smoking.

PMS?

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
PMS?

Pre?

I'd hope so if you're only 25. I am very sorry for your boyfriend if you're pmsing.