The "if you were someone" thread

If I were Agent J I'd tell Agent K to erase my memory, so I could forget about the discussion going on right now between ScreamPaste and Nemebro.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
All this posturing, you remind me of Quan when you feel threatened. 131

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're more of a Dolos IMO.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol'd irl at social Darwin elitism, though.

Columbine killer wore a shirt saying, "Survival of the Fittest".

It's not funny.

http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/014745.html

Originally posted by Dolos
Columbine killer wore a shirt saying, "Survival of the Fittest".

It's not funny.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're comparing a grumpy keyboard warrior to an angsty teen with a gun who thought shooting kids would fix his problems? That is funny.

I don't know you.

if I were somebody I would be somebody less interesting..thats for sure.

IF I was the owner of this site I'd update it into the current century.

IF I was in Starfleet I'd be one of those red shirt security guys that always get killed on away missions.

If I was one of those types that gave a damn......

IF I was a can of Raid I know a certain flying insect I'd spray.