Battlezone challenge to Zelda fans

Started by ScreamPaste74 pages

Even if he gimped the shit out of Ganon and Link by just excluding them from the thread, the Gorons would still roll over the Wizards.

Im personally going to vote for the Shadow Beasts. Tons of them, fast, able to one-shot armed soldiers and according to Barnes they're unphased by his bombs.

Originally posted by Mihsnme
Ganon can only be killed by the Master Sword, he solos

OBJECTION!!! In the original LoZ, link killed ganon with silver arrows and the magic sword, NOT the master sword. And there is no way the magic swird could be the master sword. It comes after a Link to the Past on the timeline. Hyrule historia states that it was never used again on that branch.

I am giving zelda fans 24 hours to come to the plate before I scratch this idea. If no one comes forward then I personally own the Zelda fans forever.

You're adorable.

I'll tell you what, Quan. I'll accept your little battlezone challenge. But there are conditions.

1. We do it in April.
2. I want a second battlezone with you to run simultaneously.

If I made any battlezone challenge and Quan didn't accept, would that mean I 'own' him forever? mmm

Originally posted by BloodRain
If I made any battlezone challenge and Quan didn't accept, would that mean I 'own' him forever? mmm

Apparently that's the laws of physics at work.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even if he gimped the shit out of Ganon and Link by just excluding them from the thread, the Gorons would still roll over the Wizards.
The Giants from the final film would roll them over like yesterday's business.
Originally posted by BloodRain
Isnt the fact that people souls survive after the AK curse (like SP said) mean that it doesn't damage the soul?

Well in TP he solod all of Hyrule sans his side, Link and Zelda when he dropped Twilight. And he'd probably do the same thing here being the dick he is.

HPs chances of winning peaks if..:
-Ganondorf, Zant and Midna aren't able to drop Twilight here
-That they are Low superhuman due to your portrayal argument, not the superhuman feats they have in-game
-That the LoZ lore and past is ignored
-HP spells are able to harm stronger TP characters despite durability
-That the AK curse is taken as a no-limits, and that it cant be blocked though the book says it can

With these limitations on the LoZ side, the HP verse will have a great advantage from that and being backed up from their higher number of mid-tier characters. Probably end up even with the strong creatures in TP.

Hyrule isn't well organized and the display from the troops we see is cowardice. They don't seem to have an impressive military by any sense of the word.

1. Where's the fun in arguing one tactic wins the thread ? It's like me saying they go back in time or something which defeats the purpose of the thread itself imo.

2. We see many instances of things affecting them far weaker than Potter magic.

3. I am including what occurred in this game alone. According to you that's enough and Dorf has Zant and his twili army.

4. Avada Kedavra doesn't affect durability.

5. All they have to do is dodge it.

I won't argue all the wizards are throwing around avada kedavras the entire time. I will argue how they typically fought in the films. I won't just powerset it up in a debate. I will remain consistent in how I debate.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You're adorable.
How did you find out I was handsome ?

April 21 is my bday. Depends when.

What other battlezone ?

Do you realize how much work one consists of ?

Anytime in April. And no idea, I've never done one before. But I'm bored, and publicly humiliating you gets me hard. How are judges decided normally?

The second battlezone would be Russell Edgington, your golden boy, against a pegasus named Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

This is her.

this guy

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Anytime in April. And no idea, I've never done one before. But I'm bored, and publicly humiliating you gets me hard. How are judges decided normally?

The second battlezone would be Russell Edgington, your golden boy, against a pegasus named Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

This is her.

We'd make a thread and people usually come forward and we have the right to refuse anyone we don't approve of.

I have no idea about this horrible show you have some sick fetish for but I really don't have the time to waste watching it just for you.

Make a serious attempt at another one with a character I am familiar with.

Originally posted by NemeBro
this guy
He came onto me. Can you believe that ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
We'd make a thread and people usually come forward and we have the right to refuse anyone we don't approve of.

I have no idea about this horrible show you have some sick fetish for but I really don't have the time to waste watching it just for you.

Make a serious attempt at another one with a character I am familiar with. He came onto me. Can you believe that ?

I'll provide all the feats you need with relevant videos and context. Literally everything about her is uploaded on Youtube somewhere.

These are my terms. If you expect me to give you my attention, you have to earn it. Or you can just back down. Are you seriously afraid Edgington loses to a rainbow coloured pony?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Hyrule isn't well organized and the display from the troops we see is cowardice. They don't seem to have an impressive military by any sense of the word.

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I won't argue all the wizards are throwing around avada kedavras the entire time. I will argue how they typically fought in the films. I won't just powerset it up in a debate. I will remain consistent in how I debate

Normally they're aren't seeing as they were readily charging to attack Shadow Beasts. The ones Link meets have already been mentally/spiritually defeated.
And I agree, its reason I don't stand on that point alone in threads. But even when I debate against Dorf I mention putting that ability aside, its a boring yet winning tactic.

Only offensive spells I can think of are ones that at full power knocks out humans/bring pain to them (human durability), ones that make small explosions (strong mooks can tank bomb explosions) and making decent sized fire attacks. More hax than actual power and only youre portrayal of them makes these attacks far stronger than LoZ things, which was my point.

"I am" Yes, you are. Youre ignoring canon lore which openly gimps LoZ. Even if they win the fact is youre limiting things for no reason. Wasnt talking about AK exclusivly, talking about that and the offensive spells above. And you dodged the blocking thing.

To sum up youre gimping LoZ by ignoring its lore and using your personal portrayals while strengthening HP by ignoring things in the book.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'll provide all the feats you need with relevant videos and context. Literally everything about her is uploaded on Youtube somewhere.

These are my terms. If you expect me to give you my attention, you have to earn it. Or you can just back down. Are you seriously afraid Edgington loses to a rainbow coloured pony?

I'd have to watch the series. I don't debate by feats alone. You should know that by now. If you best me in this battlezone I will watch this shitty series and take you on after the fact. If you are so confident then you have no choice but to accept.

Then watch the series, you have all of March.

You have my terms. Accept both or back down.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Normally they're aren't seeing as they were readily charging to attack Shadow Beasts. The ones Link meets have already been mentally/spiritually defeated.
And I agree, its reason I don't stand on that point alone in threads. But even when I debate against Dorf I mention putting that ability aside, its a boring yet winning tactic.

Only offensive spells I can think of are ones that at full power knocks out humans/bring pain to them (human durability), ones that make small explosions (strong mooks can tank bomb explosions) and making decent sized fire attacks. More hax than actual power and only youre portrayal of them makes these attacks far stronger than LoZ things, which was my point.

"I am" Yes, you are. Youre ignoring canon lore which openly gimps LoZ. Even if they win the fact is youre limiting things for no reason. Wasnt talking about AK exclusivly, talking about that and the offensive spells above. And you dodged the blocking thing.

To sum up youre gimping LoZ by ignoring its lore and using your personal portrayals while strengthening HP by ignoring things in the book.

We see the takeover. It happens in moments. We see how small Hyrule is. We don't see an impressive military from Hyrule at all so why act like there is. We see one guy with help and that bring down the bad guy. He didn't even need a faction. No. Dorf can't win no matter what he does. They also put charms and all manner of protections keeping shit out so acting like what worked on Hyrule would work here is stupid and fanboyish.

The Potterverse can time travel, freeze opponents in their tracks, mind control them, transmute them, etc. I toned down the Potterverse bigtime. I argue what's in character for both sides. If anything I am more fair than anyone here.

So fiendfyre can only damage humans ? So Dumbledore's fire attack against to save Harry's life can only hurt humans ? Voldemort's attack blast into the massive shield demonstrated how powerful he is. We also see wizards take down Giants, enslave a world with dragons, easily toy with Centaurs, etc.

Dear lord did you watch the films ? You act like it's just human against human here. You are either a liar or displaying ignorance rivaling even the guy who eats paste.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Then watch the series, you have all of March.

You have my terms. Accept both or back down.

You have my terms. I am not committing to My Little Pony, sissy. You beat me and then I face your pony. You are lucky I am entertaining such a ridiculous idea.

I am not committing to My Little Pony

You're backing down, then. Okay.

If you don't wanna watch the seriers, have you ever heard about screwattack's deathbattles? They do a pretty good job representing the pony.