Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

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Originally posted by focus4chumps
next thread: van zan vs. 30 sleeping pills and a bottle of scotch.

Van Zan Wins.

By being a "badass" and downing the scotch and polishing off the pills. They never even had a chance. F4C made a spite match, he must hate scotch and pills and/or be a Van Zan fanboy.

slanderous drivel. i'm actually a rabid fan of the wood chipper

😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh my. Have to hold our hand again and walk you through it. It was an analogy to 'certain death'. Just as jumping off a high tower into a dragon's mouth is.

The object of your fantasy is a suicide case, Lestov has manned-up and learned to cope. Cry more.

He tried to kill the dragon.

I knew you didn't have one courageous bone in your body but this confirms it.

Spin and dance it any way you like, jumping off a high tower towards a dragon's mouth is suicide. Cry more. twink.

Originally posted by Robtard
Spin and dance it any way you like, jumping off a high tower towards a dragon's mouth is suicide. Cry more. twink.
If he didn't have a weapon you'd have a point. He was attacking the dragon so it wasn't suicide. The man gave his life for the planet. McClane would never do such a thing because that would mean he can't stalk or beat any more women.

He helped the planet only as fertilizer.

Cry on, Suzie. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He helped the planet only as fertilizer.

Cry on, Suzie. 🙂

I just wish you and tard would use words you understood the meanings to from now on.

Relax, saddie.

Thats "meanings OF".

I do wish you could type in English, when raging, but meh... you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Can't be easy to see your monitor with at those salty tears stinging your eyes. 😮‍💨

I think I figured Zan out.

He knew he was pointless in the new world.
The dragons were gonna die regardless of his influences.
He felt like crap leading starving dragons into survivor towns and beating up their leaders and eventually realized that he was a complete *******.
So he climbed a tower and shot the biggest dragon he could bait with a weapon that was incendiary (doesn't hurt dragons for they breath the stuff) Then jumped into the creatures mouth in a pitiful excuse of self fulfillment.
Like he imagined himself earning his rightful passage into Valhalla or something.

Quite frankly he's a suicide bomber.
Except dumber for he let the bomb off before he killed himself.

Originally posted by Robtard
twink.

hmmm...explain this please.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
hmmm...explain this please.

It's a name be earned in the Comic Vs forum for acting in a similar whiny femmy beta-male fashion as he does here, from what I hear.

It's a tender spot for him, as he lashed out vaginally towards me when I mentioned it in the Doc M thread.

awww thats sad.

he seems even more sensitive than you. maybe you should be nicer to eachother 🙂

make love not butthurt

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats "meanings OF".

I do wish you could type in English, when raging, but meh... you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Can't be easy to see your monitor with at those salty tears stinging your eyes. 😮‍💨

You admitted you can't cry anymore due to crying your tears ducts away.
Originally posted by Robtard
It's a name be earned in the Comic Vs forum for acting in a similar whiny femmy beta-male fashion as he does here, from what I hear.

It's a tender spot for him, as he lashed out vaginally towards me when I mentioned it in the Doc M thread.

All Supermen are the same. --Robtard.

You obviously missed the same statement I said to you, due to the tears in your eyes and the rage, and such, im assuming rather than you having just ragily "No...!!!! YOU!!!!!!"ed at me like a cabbage brained child..

Originally posted by quanchi112
You admitted you can't cry anymore due to crying your tears ducts away. All Supermen are the same. --Robtard.

I see the pain of me bringing up the "twink" angle is making you do that same reversal of blame with your Superman nonsense again as you did in the Doc M thread.

Just don't embaress yourself further by making another "greatest victory in my life" post again. The Eli v McClane thread is buried, lucky for you.