Originally posted by Lestov16
WTF is your argument here? The only reason he died was because his opponent was a giant dragon that could easily defend itself from him and his axe, and defended itself from his explosive arrow. The same circumstances clearly do not apply here. The fact that you are trying to act like they do in any fight he gets in whatsoever is pretty phucking retarded, even by you and Saddie's trolling standards.
My argument is that Van Zan committed an act of suicide. It wasn't "badass". It wasn't a "sacrifice". It didn't further the goal of killing the dragon. All of which you've tried to pass in here. But you have since acknowledged that jumping off a tall tower towards a dragon is indeed a suicidal act. So kudos.
Strawman. I never: "trying to act like they do in any fight he gets".
You on the other hand act like you can dictate what Van Zan would do, when you've already acknowledged he's unstable in the head.
Originally posted by focus4chumps
someone needs to get them laid
The funny thing is I can insult you and call you a dumbass all I want because you are trolling 13 pages knee deep in your own retarded butthurt spite thread, and thus you being a dumbass can be proven by your posts. Your insults, on the other hand, are baseless, unprovable, and continue to prove yourself to be a dumbass. 😆
Are you going for 14 pages? Attaboy!
Originally posted by Robtard
My argument is that Van Zan committed an act of suicide.
technically, although the other alternative was highly improbable
Originally posted by Robtard
It wasn't "badass".
Yes it was
Originally posted by Robtard
It wasn't a "sacrifice".
So what?
Originally posted by Robtard
It didn't further the goal of killing the dragon.
But it was his intent. Why are you ignoring the improbability of the escape? He saw escape was unlikely and died in the way he thought would do most harm to the dragon. It didn't further the goal, but it was what he was intending on doing.
Originally posted by Robtard
All of which you've tried to pass in here. But you have since acknowledged that jumping off a tall tower towards a dragon is indeed a suicidal act. So kudos.
What does that have to do with this thread? Zan only committed suicide because the odds of him escaping, while possible, were massively against him. You're trying to take that specific circumstance and apply it to any situation Van Zan encounters ever, even situations like this pathetic thread where the odds clearly aren't against him.
Originally posted by Robtard
Strawman. I never: "trying to act like they do in any fight he gets".
You're doing it here though. You are taking the circumstances of Van Zan;s death and applying them to any opponent he comes across whatsoever.
Originally posted by Robtard
You on the other hand act like you can dictate what Van Zan would do, when you've already acknowledged he's unstable in the head.
Again, you're applying the circumstances of his death (when he was facing a near invincible opponent that he was obsessively hunting for years, and only had a highly improbable chance of escape, and the odds thus clearly greatly against him) to any situation he encounters whatsoever, even when the odds aren't. You are an ignorant and retarded troll if you believe that.
The question of my sex life is irrelevant to this thread and was only brought up in as a baseless insult by a trolling idiot.
Originally posted by Lestov16
technically, although the other alternative was highly improbableYes it was
So what?
But it was his intent. Why are you ignoring the improbability of the escape? He saw escape was unlikely and died in the way he thought would do most harm to the dragon. It didn't further the goal, but it was what he was intending on doing.
What does that have to do with this thread? Zan only committed suicide because the odds of him escaping, while possible, were [b]massively
against him. You're trying to take that specific circumstance and apply it to any situation Van Zan encounters ever, even situations like this pathetic thread where the odds clearly aren't against him.You're doing it here though. You are taking the circumstances of Van Zan;s death and applying them to any opponent he comes across whatsoever.
Again, you're applying the circumstances of his death (when he was facing a near invincible opponent that he was obsessively hunting for years, and only had a highly improbable chance of escape, and the odds thus clearly greatly against him) to any situation he encounters whatsoever, even when the odds aren't. You are an ignorant and retarded troll if you believe that.
The question of my sex life is irrelevant to this thread and was only brought up in as a baseless insult by a trolling idiot. [/B]
It was suicide. Period.
"Badass" would have been taking the stairs and surviving against all odds to fight again.
You tell me, you're(edit: clowny made it first, you just rolled with it) the one that at one point made "sacrifice" as some defining point.
So you're saying Zan Van thought he could have killed the dragon with an axe swing. LoL. Considering he knows more about a dragon's capabilities than most of the people remaining and the fact he was facing the biggest of them all, your premise makes him out to be a complete imbecile. Like a mechanic who sticks his hand into a huge engine's fan thinking he has a chance to stop it.
This is you trying to rationalize his irrational suicide again. I thought we were over that.
You're still strawmanning.
I'm going from screen feats; Van Zan is irrational and unpredictable. I for sure was surprised when he jumped to his certain death and I had the luxury of seeing it on the big screen.
Yes, it's irrelevant. I was just curious considering your response to his post. But if you don't want to answer, I'll respect your wishes.
wasnt trying to be insulting. just seems you need to spend some seed before you do some rage-quitting of your own.
you sure cry hard when someone pokes a bit of fun at you, but you're free to call everyone retarded, idiots, etc. it seems you hope that your online interactions are bound to the same hypocritical and nonsensical rules as your ridiculous potter threads. all opponents bound and gimped and you with infinite hacks. what now? you gonna report me? baby
Re: Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from 'fargo'
Originally posted by focus4chumps
van zan, master of diving into things and dying vs. the wood-chipper from fargo.who wins?
It'll go something like this.
Originally posted by focus4chumpsActing as if being killed in combat is suicide shows a real lack of comprehension.
how long can they keep up this clown dance? more interesting: why?you lost. van zan is suicidal. you gonna cry now? call us poopyfaces?
Originally posted by RobtardThat isn't suicide. Jumping off a cliff to avoid a fight is suicide. If someone breaks into your ass and you know they will probably beat you defending your turf and dying isn't suicide. You are a real pansy.
So the one axe swing he would have had (but didn't take) was supposed to kill the biggest and baddest dragon of all the dragons? LoL, indeed. Cry more.But yes, one can die in battle via suicide. Say a lone soldier willingly charging into an opposing army would be considered suicidal. Lestov has accepted the truth of Van Zan's suicide; you should too.
Originally posted by focus4chumpsSays the guy who probably is posting from a strip club.
someone needs to get them laid
The fact you resorted to corny "Your mom" jokes so quick in the diss-off shows how much of a childish amateur you are 😂
BTW, you know that a poster is a butthurt troll and utter hypocrite when they start saying stuff like "You're a loser for being on these forums so much", so if anything is committing suicide, it's your credibility 😆