Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins. Just relax and quit being so emotional. It isn't healthy.

if "winning" = certain first time successful jump into the woodchipper, i disagree.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Um, no.

You say you're pointing out Van Zan's tactical failures. That's all fine and good. van Zan was never supposed to be a paragon. He was meant to be impulsive, driven irrational by his hunt for [b]GIANT ANTHROPOPHAGIC DRAGONS. His purpose in the film was to give Quinn drive. If you want to say he made mistakes, fine.

That DOES NOT give you the excuse to say that Van Zan is so stupid that he would throw himself in A WOODCHIPPER. It's an obvious troll scenario so ridiculous that only somebody of extreme butthurt would try to support it. [/B]

Given the title, this is obviously not a serious thread and yet 64 pages later quan is still treating this like a serious thread and arguing that Van Zan wins.

Tell me again, who is the obsessed fanboy?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Given the title, this is obviously not a serious thread and yet 64 pages later quan is still treating this like a serious thread and arguing that Van Zan wins.

Tell me again, who is the obsessed fanboy?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
if "winning" = certain first time successful jump into the woodchipper, i disagree.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Given the title, this is obviously not a serious thread and yet 64 pages later quan is still treating this like a serious thread and arguing that Van Zan wins.

Tell me again, who is the obsessed fanboy?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Focus, Sadako, and Robtard aren't treating this as a joke thread. They have a serious belief that Van Zan will die here. If I'm wrong, and they don't believe he will die here, they can say so ASAP.

well i would have given him an escape ladder but considering he refused the one in the film, why bother? 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
well i would have given him an escape ladder but considering he refused the one in the film, why bother? 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Focus, Sadako, and Robtard aren't treating this as a joke thread. They have a serious belief that Van Zan will die here. If I'm wrong, and they don't believe he will die here, they can say so ASAP.

I believe he dies here in accordance with his screenfeats and (weak) character. Van Zan wins either way:
By fleeing, or by totally diving into the woodchipper, shredding himself and clogging it with his thick brainless head.

Its funny, but still "serious". Not like you and Quan go seriously [i]serious kinda serious about everything, but still a fun debate anyhow.[/i]

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you think focus created a troll thread and admit it ? Awesome.

when did i do that exactly? oh i get it you're making stuff up again because your feelings are hurt. 🙂

cry more.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
well i would have given him an escape ladder but considering he refused the one in the film, why bother? 🙂

Very true. he would ignore it and proceed straight to the jump, by screenfeats.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
well i would have given him an escape ladder but considering he refused the one in the film, why bother? 🙂

64 pages of butthurt must require a lot of Desitin cream. How do you plan to purchase it all?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I believe he dies here in accordance with his screenfeats and (weak) character. Van Zan wins either way:
By fleeing, or by totally diving into the woodchipper, shredding himself and clogging it with his thick brainless head.

Its funny, but still "serious". Not like you and Quan go seriously [i]serious kinda serious about everything, but still a fun debate anyhow.[/i]

Originally posted by focus4chumps
when did i do that exactly? oh i get it you're making stuff up again because your feelings are hurt. 🙂

cry more.

Originally posted by Lestov16
64 pages of butthurt must require a lot of Desitin cream. How do you plan to purchase it all?

Considering that quan has more posts in this thread than anyone else, shouldn't you be asking him?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Very true. he would ignore it and proceed straight to the jump, by screenfeats.

Like 64 threads about McClane/Bauer and YOU are destined for desitin.

(20 or so so far, but Im sure you'll get there one day)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I believe he dies here in accordance with his screenfeats and (weak) character. Van Zan wins either way:
By fleeing, or by totally diving into the woodchipper, shredding himself and clogging it with his thick brainless head.

Its funny, but still "serious". Not like you and Quan go seriously [i]serious kinda serious about everything, but still a fun debate anyhow.[/i]

So you think because Van Zan made poor tactical decisions regarding giant dragons, he is too stupid to turn off a woodchipper....

😂 I guess you're the VIP passenger of Focus's Butthurt Bandwagon 😆

Originally posted by Silent Master
Considering that quan has more posts in this thread than anyone else, shouldn't you be asking him?

they dont get it. jiggy

Originally posted by quanchi112
Butthurt 101.

But in VZ's case technically it was rage quitting, not butthurt.

(Unless you suggest that he dove into the Dragon's bowels via it's mouth from butthurt at his failed leadership bid, and getting everyone killed and not-knowing that much about what he sought to kill, of course as that would be butthurt on his part)

Originally posted by Lestov16
64 pages of butthurt must require a lot of Desitin cream. How do you plan to purchase it all?

To borrow your card? The suppliers must know your account number off by heart now.

Hell they probably even know your shoesize, inside leg measurements and what is your favorite colour.