Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by quanchi112137 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The clown thing doesn't seem to be a fetish, but obviously commentary on what you clearly are.

If you'd like to take your own advice though, you could start with:

Your Khan one.

Your Van Zan one.

Or you masochistic McButthurt one.

Or your fetish for ignoring obvious facts, logic and truth.
Yeah that one seems to get your nubbin hard.

Cool story bro. Zan wins. Grow up.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you actually hyped up van zan with no screen feets besides him beating up an angry villager and...well...him rage quitting.

oh and you cried a lot.

and juggled 5 bowling pins while weeping, which was impressive

get mad

Wrong. Dominated Quinn while women and villains beat the shit out of McClane the entire series. Woman disarmed and crushed him. Awful.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Cool story bro. Zan wins. Grow up.

concession accepted 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
herp derp McClane

this thread is about van zan and a woodchipper 🙂

get mad about it 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
concession accepted 🙂
You conceded not me.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
this thread is about van zan and a woodchipper 🙂

get mad about it 🙂

Zan wins, flip flopper.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Wrong. Dominated Quinn while women and villains beat the shit out of McClane the entire series. Woman disarmed and crushed him. Awful.

Quinn was verging on malnourished, and was an civvy with no discernable fight experience. And Van Zan the Dragon poop man couldn't even damage him with all those free shots and a headbutt, because Van hits like a little grunting, posing weakling.
People have been more thoroughly beaten and damaged by fluffy pillows.

If you've never been 'disarmed' and 'crushed' by a girl I recommend it. Its fun.

If you refer to that Ninja chick McClane KO'd, ruined and killed in DH4.0 then you are insane and a talker of clown poop.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Quinn was verging on malnourished, and was an civvy with no discernable fight experience. And Van Zan the Dragon poop man couldn't even damage him with all those free shots and a headbutt, because Van hits like a little grunting, posing weakling.
People have been more thoroughly beaten and damaged by fluffy pillows.

If you've never been disarmed and crushed by a girl I recommend it.

If you refer to that Ninja chick McClane KO'd, ruined and killed in DH4.0 then you are insane and a talker of clown poop.

He had an impressive physiques and Zan was a hero.

This isn't the topic either. You're so shaken. It's ok, just walk it off.

Zan wins.

Woman>>>McClane.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins, flip flopper.

based on proven screen feats, i disagree

you just gimped anakin against any opponent by scripting him as "overconfident thus bound to lose."

fine then. by your own logic, van zan is "suicidal thus bound to be mulch" 🙂

proven by screen feat suicide.🙂

get madder hypocrite 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
based on proven screen feats, i disagree

you just gimped anakin against any opponent by scripting him as "overconfident thus bound to lose."

fine then. by your own logic, van zan is "suicidal thus bound to be mulch" 🙂

proven by screen feat suicide.🙂

get madder hypocrite 🙂

Stick to the thread topic, Betty. Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He had an impressive physiques and Zan was a hero.


Hey im not one to judge, but you keep what you do with your nubbin off of here, ok?


Woman>>>McClane.

Yup. Boobs.

Once again logic, screenfeats and reason have you in the corner, shaking like a shitting dog. 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Stick to the thread topic, Betty. Zan wins.

by your own rules, woodchipper wins.

you declared that a weakness in attitude, character, or tendency is insta-fail.

so, van proved himself suicidal. he could have went down the ladder. nope. purposely jumped into a dragons mouth. suicide.

woodchipper wins 🙂

get madder 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hey im not one to judge, but you keep what you do with your nubbin off of here, ok?

Yup. Boobs.

You agreed a woman is better than McClane in combat. I am profiling this. Traitor.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
by your own rules, woodchipper wins.

you declared that a weakness in attitude, character, or tendency is insta-fail.

so, van proved himself suicidal. he could have went down the ladder. nope. purposely jumped into a dragons mouth. suicide.

woodchipper wins 🙂

get madder 🙂

Dragon isn't a wood chipper. Destroys it easily. Doesn't jump into it. Don't be silly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dragon isn't a wood chipper. Destroys it easily. Doesn't jump into it. Don't be silly.

he kills himself. screen feats prove him angry, irrational, depressed (lots of crying) and suicidal.

woodchipper wins 🙂

tactic tested and approved by quanchi 🙂

thanks bro 👆

Originally posted by focus4chumps
he kills himself. screen feats prove him angry, irrational, depressed (lots of crying) and suicidal.

woodchipper wins 🙂

tactic tested and approved by quanchi 🙂

thanks bro 👆

No, he doesn't. You are upset and said Zan wins. Flip flopper.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, he doesn't. You are upset and said Zan wins. Flip flopper.

van zan proven stupid, irrational and suicidal so he cant win* 🙂

van zan jumps in woodchipper as per proven screen feat* 🙂

*the preceding tactic was tested and approved by quanci

Originally posted by focus4chumps
van zan proven stupid, irrational and suicidal so he cant win* 🙂

van zan jumps in woodchipper as per proven screen feat* 🙂

*the preceding tactic was tested and approved by quanci

No, he didn't commit suicide. You know this. Zan wins. Quit changing your mind.

...'cept he did. Zan gets as mulched as dragon doo doo can be..

van zan committed suicide. /fact

woodchipper wins 🙂