Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Yup

"Get toooo duh chiipperrrrrrrrr nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."

Originally posted by quanchi112
You really have a clown fetish.

Stop flattering yourself, you're just not my type, bandwagon-boi.

Van Zan with a 94% chance of successfully jumping into the Wood-Chipper using his shown jumping-into-dragon's-mouth feat (can't ignore feats, bro). IMO, that's more than close enough to call in a win.

woodchipper wins

/thread

feel bad zan
df

Feelings/emotions is definitely a screen feat of his, so they're in play; here he is crying cos he epically failed:

Can't ignore screen feats.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yup

[B]"Get toooo duh chiipperrrrrrrrr nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."

[/B]

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop flattering yourself, you're just not my type, bandwagon-boi.

Van Zan with a 94% chance of successfully jumping into the Wood-Chipper using his shown jumping-into-dragon's-mouth feat (can't ignore feats, bro). IMO, that's more than close enough to call in a win.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
woodchipper wins

/thread

feel bad zan
df

Originally posted by Robtard
Feelings/emotions is definitely a screen feat of his, so they're in play; here he is crying cos he epically failed:

Can't ignore screen feats.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He cared for humanity so much. You know next to nothin of combat or battle.

😂

combat is about caring 😍

Originally posted by quanchi112
He cared for humanity so much.

You know next to nothin of combat or battle.

He cared for humanity so much, he lead humans to their death due to foolishness, carelessness, arrogance and outright idiocy. Yeah, what an altruistic man.

So sayeth the Chairborn Ranger.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
😂

combat is about caring 😍

Chairborne Rangers are the best.

you couldnt understand unless you were THERE man.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
😂

combat is about caring 😍

Originally posted by Robtard
He cared for humanity so much, he lead humans to their death due to foolishness, carelessness, arrogance and outright idiocy. Yeah, what an altruistic man.

So sayeth the Chairborn Ranger.

I bet you'd the type to flee to Canada in the event of war.

Typing the words "to flee to Canada" would actually do nothing except displaying the characters on screen.

Fact.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you couldnt understand unless you were THERE man.

😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
There are casualties in war, girl.

I bet you'd the type to flee to Canada in the event of war.

And deaths due to a leaders ignorance, stupidity and bullheadedness are extra sad. In the end, Van Zan just got humanity a little bit closer to extinction. Luckily Quinn saved the day.

I know you're the type to flee in a draft every got instated 🙂

Helping the enemy is a shootable offence.
Especially deliberately feeding a staving dragon that has wiped out most of your side (IE: Humanity).

LOL True story