Vagina Dentata vs A horde of Penises

Teeth is a horror/comedy film about a teenage girl with teeth in her vagina that can sever penises and appendages. Decent film, yet very original.

This contest is sponsored by the blue genie from Disney's Aladdin. Why? Because secretly Genie is a demented, sick f*ck who likes to bring pain and suffering about to mankind for his 10,000 year enslavement as a wish granting djinn.

Our heroine, Dawn O'Keefe, is laying on a bed spread eagle with a line of men ready to infiltrate her lethal honey pot with their distinctive members. The object is to last as long as humanly possible in her lethal labia. The winner will get one wish from Genie. Any wish at all. No holds barred.

Which of these contestants can survive the horror of the Vagina Dentata?

1) Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights
2) Wolverine from X-Men
3) Mister Fantastic from Fantastic Four
4) John Coffey from The Green Mile
5) Toxie from The Toxic Avenger
6) Davy Jones from POTC II
7) Frankenstein's monster from Young Frankenstein
8) V from V for Vendetta
9) David Dunn from Unbreakable
10) Dash Parr from The Incredibles

Who lasts the longest and why?

Toxie. Nothing could bite that willingly. Nothing.

Wolverine. Even if it is bitten it will just heal before another bite can sever his thingy completly.

Side note: Really?

Yeah Toxie FTW

His pole would likely just bite back, in the eventuality of toothen assault.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Side note: Really?

Really really.

sam

LOLZ.

Logan heals his schlong back.
Mr Fantastic can probably withstand the teeth and it will feel like extreme foreplay.
Toxie powers through.
Unbreakable is debatable.

The rest get severed.

Good movie though everybody should watch ''Teeth''.

Dash Parr can thrust at super sonic speeds to avoid the teeth, methinks.

This is too difficult to decide. We're gonna needs pics, people. Lots of 'em.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
This is too difficult to decide. We're gonna needs pics, people. Lots of 'em.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dash Parr can thrust at super sonic speeds to avoid the teeth, methinks.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
All she has to do is close the teeth anough and Dash would be thrusting against sharp teeth shredding his little Dash.

That's what I thought as well. Dash pushes his wiener into gnashed fangs....ouch!

Logan ftw here.. btw the actress in teeth was kind of hot. 😄

Originally posted by Impediment
Teeth is a horror/comedy film about a teenage girl with teeth in her vagina that can sever penises and appendages. Decent film, yet very original.

Reminds me of that princess from Drawn Together.

1) Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights - Loses big
2) Wolverine from X-Men - Loses. Regens. Tries again. Loses. etc.
3) Mister Fantastic from Fantastic Four - Flattens his peen to slip and contour around the teeth - wins
4) John Coffey from The Green Mile - Loses
5) Toxie from The Toxic Avenger - Cums on her before entering, probably results in her death
6) Davy Jones from POTC II - Does he still have a penis?
7) Frankenstein's monster from Young Frankenstein - Loses
8) V from V for Vendetta - He has no penis
9) David Dunn from Unbreakable - Penis is bite proof. Wins
10) Dash Parr from The Incredibles - Is in and out before the teeth can clamp down. Wins

😆

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
All she has to do is close the teeth anough and Dash would be thrusting against sharp teeth shredding his little Dash.

Do you have any evidence that his penis has developed far enough for it to even reach the teeth?

IIRC it tended to chomp down on the men inside her just below the head.

Nemebro's hung like a gnat.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Logan ftw here.. btw the actress in teeth was kind of hot. 😄

his dick gets severed immediately.

Originally posted by marwash22
there's no bone in the penis.

his dick gets severed immediately.

They don't show how the teeth are aligned, but the girl in the movie "Teeth" does indeed bite penises off.

i imagine it looks like a piranha down there.

In one bite?