Vagina Dentata vs A horde of Penises

yeah, all in one bite.

she bit a dude's fingers off too. clean cuts.

Mmmm yummy. Well then they are all ****ed!

Mr Fantastic could make his arm thin enough to fit under very small crack in a door, i would imagine he's be able to get his peen around the teeth... even when they are clamped.

Well if one bite can completly severe a finger/penis I would imagine that no matter how thin something is it will get sliced. More so the thinner it is the easier it would be.

but he's all stretchy and it's been shown (not in the movie), that Reed can just keep stretching to keep from being cut.

Well with that in mind if he flattens himself enough to not be cut can he still be counted as actually doing her? o.o

lol.

well, he can flatten, then "plump" back up once he's past the teeth.

But the penis is one solid thing. He would never be 'Past' the teeth. And what if she has mutliple rows of teeth? Hmm? That could explain how she manages to take it off in one bite.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
But the penis is one solid thing. He would never be 'Past' the teeth. And what if she has mutliple rows of teeth? Hmm? That could explain how she manages to take it off in one bite.

Reed would probably just end up doing her in the butt anyways. It's just how he rolls.

I always imagined Reed going all hentai tentacles on Sue behind closed doors.
He can cover every inch of her body inside and out.
She definitely doesn't stay with him for his personality.

Reed could extend his dick to rocket through her cervix and out the top of her head, killing her instantly.

Yeah I'm surprised Reed never uses his dick as an extra fighting limb.
A serious elite superhero must use all the tools at his disposal.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Reed could extend his dick to rocket through her cervix and out the top of her head, killing her instantly.

Bees. My gods.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Yeah I'm surprised Reed never uses his dick as an extra fighting limb.
A serious elite superhero must use all the tools at his disposal.

KO!

Originally posted by Kazenji

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
xD I can just see it. Reed dick slaps Doom!

KO!

😂

Reed wins this thread a hundred fold.

If he can hold the London eye up with his arms and legs. His schlong can withstand the teeth like a champ.

this is the funniest thread ever 😆