Uncorrupt a Wish

Wish for something bad, the person below makes it good.

I wish for Gangnam Style to come back.

Granted! Its a different dance under the same name and it is actually interesting.

I wish for the world to Explode!

Done.

The internal pressure of the earth skyrockets and every volcano on Earth goes off simultaneously. This occurs a million years into the future, we're living on Mars, and it looks really pretty from the sky.

I wish for a piano to fall from the sky.

Granted. It hits Quanchi.

I wish that Cell phones caused Cancer!

Done!

They're swiftly replaced by more convenient wireless communications that do not disrupt others in movie theatres or annoy your friends while you're hanging out with them!

I wish I were on a date both I and my date got attacked by bees.

Granted! Your both rushed to the Hospital from the massive amounts of bee stings. Your neither critical and you recovered easily enough. While in the hospital you meet Befriend an old lady and she gives you both a Caramel! YAY!

I wish for Justien Beiber to die a horibble death!

He dies a horrible death.

I wish for a new Arnold Shwarzeneggar movie.

Granted. Thankfully to A.S. fans he doesnt take his shirt off.

I wish that Aliens took over the world!

Granted, they're benevolent and teach us their enlightened ways.

I wish for a sore back.

Granted.... While you are bowed over you find a 50 dollar bill... Attached to a blank check.

I wish for All the pens in the world to explode!

I misread that at first, and I was horrified.

All of the pens in the world explode. THEY WERE PINATAS. CANDY!

I wish for a poisoned apple.

xD Now THATS in my head..

Granted. Quanchi eats it >=D

I wish for all the Penis's in the world to explode bloodly and Violently!

No good can come of this. 🙁 That's horrible.

but uh, they were also pinata's I guess, moar candy! You sick, sick girl.

I wish my penis would explode, I guess.

GRANTED! Your Penis explodes and candy falls out... hehe its a pinata...

I wish for to work another shift!

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
GRANTED! Your Penis explodes and candy falls out... hehe its a pinata...

I wish for to work another shift!

I wish to fall out of a skyscraper.

Granted. Your Parachut opens successfully. Yes you had one. Didnt you know?

I wish we were not the only two doing this. xD

Granted, and i'm awesome.

I wish I could have babies with Eleanor Friedberger.

Done! A crowd of sensible people with good senses of humour join in.

I wish for broken bones.

Edit: Granted, they're genius babies, I guess!

Same wish as I already made.

Granted. I get the break them >=D

I wish for Chinese food!

Your improvement on my broken bones is for you to personal break them? Kinky.

Done! We eat it together while I recover and a meteor made out of solid gold lands nearby, we claim it and become millionaires.

I wish for exploding frogs.