Uncorrupt a Wish

Started by Scarlet Fox2 pages

Granted! They explode in a Gorey display of NERDS Candy!

I wish for bigger boobs!

Granted!

Despite their increased bulk they remain perky and firm, and you do not risk tripping over them when you turn 60.

I wish to be blinded!

Dolos Flashs you and you go blind from gouging out your own eyes. You sue Dolos and you win the case. Dolos must give his eyes to you and everything he owns must be sold to pay for the operation and for the 250,000 dollar lawsuit you won.

I wish the day was over.

Done. The day is over, you've achieved everything you wanted to do, and you're not even tired.

I wish to be assaulted by a birthday clown.

Granted. You are Assaulted and Raped by a Male Birthday Clown. Someone however got it all on camera and put it on Youtube. You become an Internet Sensation and get invited to shows like Larry King and Leno. You get awarded Millions from Charitys around the United States and even get a guest appearance on a new episode of How I Met your Mother in which you are a Clown in a Flash Back of Marshall Erikson to explain why he is afraid of Clowns.

Detailed =D

I wish for a new season of How I Met Your Mother to come on Netflix!

Granted. CBS also ends up renewing the show for 3 more seasons.

I wish I could bang Kate Beckinsale.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. It hits Quanchi.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Granted. Quanchi eats it >=D

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