John McClane vs Mary Poppins

Amateur counterterrorist and Justin Long's favorite sex slave John McClane takes a day off cheapshotting Ethiopian children, to face down in a gritty confrontation with Scary Mary Poppins for a good old KMC dust up.

Both meet on the streets of London.

Who do you think wins....?

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Cheap shotting ethopian children? lol

Another massive indicator of your angry, torn up butthurt!!!! LOLOLOLOL McClane drives a horse and carriage up her ass killing her in the explosion..

Pretty sure Bauer's the one who's been to Africa.

i believe lestov has reached the point where he needs to cry himself to sleep at night.

anyway poppins wins imho. but magic is a gay hack to fight mcclane with. may as well have goku vs mcclane or doc manhattan vs mcclane. (in case the OP needs fresh ideas for new butthurt spite treads)

McClane destroys her H2H...
One left hook *BAM*. Thread over.

Or shoots her in the face...no shields demonstrated to repell the round..

Lestov's just copying ideas from old Sadako threads or outright duping them. eg McClane Vs Jones

Originally posted by focus4chumps
anyway poppins wins imho. but magic is a gay hack to fight mcclane with. may as well have goku vs mcclane or doc manhattan vs mcclane. (in case the OP needs fresh ideas for new butthurt spite treads)

It'll happen

Exactly.

No originality or thought whatsover in their posts...just rip off, after pale and butthurt rip off.

As Miss Poppin's champion I respectfully speak on behalf of Miss Poppins.

"You need a spoon full of sugar Lestov. Because a spoonful of sugar will help the medicine go round your butthole."

John Bursts into song:

Just a spoonful of 9mm helps the medicine go down.

Why is Saddie's thread acceptable, but mine isn't?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why is Saddie's thread acceptable, but mine isn't?

I find it so funny that the same people who support Saddie's butthurt thread despise mine despite it being the same topic. You really see the bias of not only Saddie, but the MVF board in general.

It might be because mine was original, and lacking in butthurt...

Oh and the outcome was believable, based on all screenfeats...
Whereas yours was just a kneejerk butthurt troll reaction out of rage and tears...

Im not biaes at all.

You, someone who claims that DH5 feats definitely couldn't trump anyone DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE FILM indicates the massive, unprecedented butthurt meter reading that we are all getting is accurate. So do yourself a favour and don't try to use the word bias here. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Lestov16
I find it so funny that the same people who support Saddie's butthurt thread despise mine despite it being the same topic. You really see the bias of not only Saddie, but the MVF board in general.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It might be because mine was original, and lacking in butthurt...

Oh and the outcome was believable, based on all screenfeats...
Whereas yours was just a kneejerk butthurt troll reaction out of rage and tears...

Im not biaes at all.

You, someone who claims that DH5 feats definitely couldn't trump anyone DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE FILM indicates the massive, unprecedented butthurt meter reading that we are all getting is accurate. So do yourself a favour and don't try to use the word bias here. 😮‍💨

"lacking in butthurt" 😆 because it's not like you started off the thread calling Zan a wuss, butthurt boy 😂

Are you saying McClane wins here? All your talk about how Mary is a near-omnipotent God, yet McClane is going to somehow manage to beat her? 😆 You've flipped your gourd, kid

Liz, you just made like 3 butthurt pointless copycat threads today out of sheer anal agony and tears, along with your trademark rage.

Yeah he shoots her. He has expert quick draw/marksman feats..
Shame Van Zan hasn't..

And Im wayyy more relaxed than you Quanchi.... 🙂